North Korea bans citizens from drinking, singing

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un keeps his citizens on a tight leash, according to defectors, but the leader has now constricted his control even further by banning North Koreans from drinking and singing, according to a new report.

Citizens have been banned from participating in “any gatherings related to drinking, singing and other entertainment,” Yonhap News Agency reported Monday. The North Korean regime is also “strengthening control of outside information.”

  • Bataviawillem

    I think this could be the beginning of the end.
    Without any entertainment to fent it will blow.

    • David Murrell

      Bat, you might be onto something. I’n not sure that a moonbat edict like banning drinking and singing could ever be enforced, or if the Nazi police and military would take it seriously. If the police and military did in fact take it seriously, the already crazed NK society would reach the breaking point.

      • Brett McS

        They probably use informers, like in East Germany etc.

  • Killer Marmot

    Is North Korea the most totalitarian state to ever exist?

    A: Yes.
    B: Hell, yes.

  • Tooth&Claw

    The hoi polloi can’t be allowed to have fun, it means they have a life outside of Kim’s edicts.

  • Lightstream

    What a party pooper.

  • Exile1981

    Must be a shortage of booze and fatty has a 5 day orgy planned so he needs to keep it in reserve for that.

  • Banning Koreans from alcohol?

    NOW Kim will get a revolt.

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)
  • Alain

    Has Kimy gone all Muslim?