Why My Daughter Is Getting Hijab Barbie for Christmas

At the end of the day, hijabi-fencer Barbie is a glowing testament to the ingenuity and adaptability of American capitalism. An Islamic garment that is supposed to keep women modest has been repackaged as a cheap accessory for a notoriously immodest doll in order to spark a media circus that will help move products from shelves to cash registers.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Mattel shouldn’t get another dollar. Sell outs.

  • JoKeR

    Does Hijab Barbie have accessories, like a scimitar or a large truck?

    • Watchman

      Hijab Barbie is a devout muslim, but Ken is not. The Kuffar Ken doll comes with detachable head, but comes with bacon accessories.

      • bob e

        Ken also comes with welfare checks ..

    • vimy

      No but she comes with a tiny bottle of acid,whipping cane and a bag of stones.

    • bob e

      ha ha ..

  • mobuyus

    That thing would last about as long as my sister’s regular Barbie did around me and my 177. pellet rifle.

  • Watchman

    Every Barbie doll sold has already had Type III FGM done to it. They are just changing the outermost coverings.

    • bob e

      oh jeeze ..

  • occupant 9

    The perfect Christmas gift would be a Barbie outfitted in the attire of Christianity’s enemy? … for Christmas?

    When will the Honor Kill Barbie hit the shelves?

  • Editor

    I dunno. This lends itself to all kinds of hillarious pictures like black-tape-nipple slut walk hijabi Barbie, bikini hijabi Barbie, Jenna Jameson tribute hijabi Barbie, sexy anime cosplay hijabi Barbie. Oh! And the soon to come, M-103 approved Climate hijabi Barbie. The possibilities are endless . . .

  • Why not just give her a hijab for Christmas and then promise her to an elderly uncle?

    • Millie_Woods

      Good one.

      • Maybe one shouldn’t tempt that silly broad.

        • Millie_Woods

          It’s just gossip right now bit I’m hearing that Hijabi Barbie isn’t a virgin.

    • bob e

      perfect .. uncle Ken.

  • ontario john

    Does it come with a Ken Imam, who beats her with a cane for adultery??

    • bob e

      Lemme re-read the box it came in. I think the cane & stones are extra ..

  • Barrington Minge

    Can she do FGM? Little mooslim girls need to know what’s coming!!!!

  • David_Martin

    When you order hijab Barbie you can order Ken and Skipper as options. Ken comes with a stick that he can use to beat Skipper (his 2nd wife) and Barbie (his 1st wife in line) .
    Anyone who had access to their kid sister’s dolls when they were a kid knows Barbie and Skipper have no external genitalia – so there’s no FGM issue for Mo’s.

  • sk6actual

    Geez … talk ’bout yer cultural acquisition for sales revenue pandering. WTF would a western cultural juvenile female really want with an icon of 6th century barbarism?