Trudeau to offer formal apology for LGBTQ persecution


Justin Trudeau will rise in the House of Commons on Nov. 28 to offer a historic apology to Canadians who were criminally prosecuted or dismissed from the military or public service because they were gay.

The Prime Minister’s apology is expected to be the most comprehensive ever offered by any national government for past persecution of sexual minorities.

  • Maurice Miner

    Allah Ackbar!

    • BillyHW

      10.5 million dollars for everyone who’s not a straight white male!

  • BillyHW

    Women, faggots, and university professors shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

  • Jay Currie

    After this apology JT will be moving on to apologize to Billy who was always picked last for softball and Marion who was not picked at all as a grad date. There will then be a moment of reflection for all the trees cut down in the name of forestry and the salmon caught when we still caught salmon. A tear will be shed for clowns.

    In the New Year: apologies to other oppressed lifestyle choices – heroin addicts, crackheads, hookers and that guy drooling in the bus shelter. Not your fault, our fault. sorry.

    Then on to the Doukhobors, those oppressed Russian Christian Anarchist zealots. The the sports fisherman of Newfoundland for running out of cod. Then Quebec…because, well, Quebec. Then Metis people because JT will have forgotten whether we apologized to them before and better safe than sorry. Then on to white Mohawks on the off chance they may not have been recognized as being First Nations and all. Diesel dykes because JT is actually scared of them.

    The list is endless and writes itself.

  • simus1

    Words are cheap.
    Now if Shiny Pony were to announce he is going to run next election as Canada’s first “in transition” trendygendered Prime Minister, that would be cool.

  • Ed

    it’s his favorite topic

  • irishrus

    don’t forget to apologize to pedophiles asshole, well assholes are the forgotten centre attraction in this… aren’t they

    so say sorry for us that we, and our children didn’t take it up the ass to please the government, politicians media and entertainers. We ‘know’ you are good for nothing else and have nothing else better to do