The Hotel From Leftist Hell

The world’s first leftist anti-Trump hotel is here. You won’t be surprised to learn that it’s opening in Washington D.C. (with additional locations in Seattle, Hong Kong and San Francisco.)

And you’ll be even less surprised to hear that it’s a luxury hotel with organic mattresses and crystal healing. Instead of a Bible, there’ll be a United Nations pamphlet. The minibar will have an activist toolkit. Staffers will be hired for their commitment to leftist social justice. (That’s technically discrimination, but it’s not as if leftists live by the laws that they impose on the rest of us.)

  • Killer Marmot

    “It’s like a non-profit, but better,”

    Let’s hope it’s exactly like a non-profit.

    • Ed

      Of course they’ll have to unionize, and then strike, and then close the place down.

  • Linda1000

    Ha, ha, I hope the vacancy rate remains at 95% consistently.

  • Nergal

    Opening an entire hotel chain based on four to eight years of one guy being in charge seems just a tad silly.

  • ntt1

    it will have a brief shining arc, like a stream of piss. all the vegi-sexual trans gender queers will give it a short run but taper off until the next social security check or uncle george soros pays them out.