Germany faces SNAP ELECTION: Merkel’s despair as coalition talks reach crisis point

All parties are anxious to avoid a repeat election, which they fear could boost the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party, which surged into parliament for the first time in September’s national election.

  • Exile1981

    don’t worry she’ll find a way to ban afd from running.

  • ontario john

    Maybe she will burn down the Rheichstad and invade Poland and Britain. They are both on her shit list, and it isn’t like they haven’t done it before.

    • canminuteman

      The difference is that Germany is down to fewer than 100 serviceable tanks. Before the wall came down they had thousands. Germany decided to get rid of their armed forces to be able to afford the cost of aiding their Invaders.

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        If Russia DID invade Germany now, they might be doing the average ethnic German a huge favor.
        I’m coming to the conclusion that only the English speaking people can manage self-government, and even that is hanging by a thread.

        • Alain

          Why would Russia even consider it, as Russia has its own Muslim problems. They really don’t need more. In fact who in their right mind would want Germany as it is?

          • Drunk by Noon ✓

            For a totalitarian ruler, it’s a no-brainer fixer.
            They need their Muslims removed, and an unconditional absolution for the horrors of WWII.
            Then we can begin to deal with the leftist problem, which has been ongoing since 1918, with about a 12-year break after 1933.

    • J. C.

      I’d say the Pols are more prepared this time…

    • JoKeR
  • Norman_In_New_York

    It couldn’t happen to a worthier chancellor.

  • PaulW

    Can’t have a Party that actually represents a sizable number of German citizens get stronger. No – Merkel, the media, the intelligentsia, they know what’s best for those stupid sods. Whatever one does, don’t listen to what they’re saying and requesting: stop mass muslim immigration.

  • vwVwwVwv

    i will think about it when it happens, actually I don’t dare to think about it.
    Yes, yes, out of fears of being disappointed.

  • simus1

    We need a new “Downfall” series with die merkelbeest front and centre.

    Opening scene: The bunker library:
    The door opens, an obvious high official ushers in die mekelbeest who is wearing a very puzzled look, then he presses a concealed button which opens a large panel revealing the top security communication setup. After a short interval the slowly pulsing green indicator led on the telephone cradle panel changes to slowly pulsing amber. The official opens a locked drawer and with finger to lips while making eye contact, places a sealed envelope by the phone and gestures for die merkelbeest to be seated at the console, bows then leaves followed by all closed room security systems going active.
    Die mekelbeest heaves a sigh of annoyance as the minutes tick by. Then she notices something odd. There is some sort of presentation pistol laying out in the open on a nearby end table which is only visible to someone seated as she is now seated ……. ………….

    • Slickfoot

      Ah, the final solution.