University of Maryland Students Vote to Install $20,000 Napping Stations in Library

The napping pods, which rose to public awareness after installations in Silicon Valley offices, were approved by the University of Maryland student government last week. The measure to install the napping pods passed overwhelmingly, with a 28-2 vote with four abstentions.

The pods are equipped with a timer, a privacy visor, storage space, a music player, and a light that mimics a sunrise.

  • Bla Bla

    Reality will be a cold and harsh mistress to these losers once they leave the bosom of ‘higher’ education.

  • Countermeasures_Dispenser

    How will these pampered pussies ever be able to survive in a normal work environment?

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Are these napping stations big enough to hook up in?

    • Tom Forsythe

      First thing I thought of, too.

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        You know that’s what they will be used for.

        • Exile1981

          Sex pods. Thats a growth market. ones with a hatch at each end. Both participents have to push a thumb print on a scanner at the same time to open the hatches, that way proving that it is consentual.

          Afterwards the inside is sprayed down and the next qucky couple hops in.

  • terrence22

    And the poor widdle snow flakes should be supplied with baby soothers (aka pacifiers) to suck on well they are laying down.

  • Brett_McS

    George Costanza was way ahead of the curve on this.

  • favill

    Why don’t they just sleep in class? The time honoured tradition of hung-over university students from yesteryear.

  • Sharkibark

    Are all these snowflakes so lazy that they can’t walk 5 min back to their dorms for a nap? 😛

  • Hard Little Machine

    I would not want to sleep on some cushion that some odorous piece of shit who hasn’t washed her hair in a year slept on.