Pakistan boy arrested on charges of sexually assaulting hen

“Hussain has also confessed to his crime. The boy said he did it out of sexual frustration,” Station House Officer Sarfraz Anjum said.

h/t Exile 1981

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  • canminuteman

    Isn’t that legal in Pakistan? Or is that only goats?

    • mobuyus

      Definitely legal and encouraged under sharia law.

    • Exile1981

      It is legal to have sex with livestock as long as you or a family member don’t eat the animal. Hence why just before feast days they all drive to the next village to sell the family goat and buy someone unrelated’s goat

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  • J. C.

    At least he went with a female chicken… 😉

    • Miss Trixie

      Well the joke’s on him! Sex with birds will give him an affliction known as
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      “chirpies”.
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      It’s a “canarial” disease
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      that’s completely “untweetable”!

      • J. C.

        Congrats… You just won the Internet! 😉

  • Gary

    Sharia court ruled that there was no Fowl play so he was innocent by reason if islamity .

  • Martin B

    Hussain the Henfucker.

    Islam is beyond parody.

  • k1962

    What is it with these people and their sexual emergencies/frustrations? Others don’t see to have this problem to such an extreme extent.

    • The Deplorable Rosenmops

      They are not long down from the trees.

      • terrence22

        And lots of generations of inbreeding – marrying first cousins.

  • k1962

    He killed the poor thing with his penis, ugh!! For crying out loud.

  • chayisun

    What I want to know is how did this pervert catch the damned bird? Unless, of course, it was the family pet. I am assuming his daddy taught him about the birds and the bees and he took this literally……..The bees were way too fast so……

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  • WalterBannon

    there were no infidel children available for raping, in which case Mohammad says raping an animal is OK as long as you sell that animal to someone else and do not eat it yourself – check out the Koran if you think I am kidding about these douches rules….

  • Chatillon

    Bestiality is alternately condemned and decriminalized in the ahadith. Thus can we blame this poor Mohammedan for acting on his lust for this admittedly sexy poulet when no consistent guidance from the ulema is available? I think not!

    BTW: Full disclosure…. I don’t feel comfortable eating at Mohammedan restaurants, no matter how widely the maitre d’ est smiles at me or how many times he calls me “My friend”

  • felis gracilis

    A few days ago it was a pony. Now a chicken. What will it be next – an insect?
    Is garden variety goat love their version of straight?

  • barryjr

    Pretty sad when the goats reject you so you have to stoop to chickens. I’m sure shithead can come up with some cash so he can purchase more sex partners, er I meant livestock.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    It takes a tough Muslim to fuck a tender chicken.

  • Barrington Minge

    Most civilised men just enjoy a good wank!!
    Why did the chicken cross the road? No choice, she was stuck on the end of a mooslim’s dick.

  • Watchman

    A ‘Hen’s Night’ in Pakistan bring on new meaning for the boys and men there.

  • David Murrell

    Animal rights supporter Murrell here. In this regard in the past number of years we have been buying eggs, from free run chickens, as opposed to hens cooped up in tiny boxes. Hens contribute a lot to our nutritional welfare, so we should try to keep them happy and contented.

    • The Deplorable Rosenmops

      …and far away from mooslims.

      • David Murrell

        Yes.

  • marty_p

    I guess in his world F*cking the chicken was preferable to choking the chicken.

  • Ed

    At last a boba fife reason for the chicken to cross the tiad