North Korea Sentences Trump To Death For Insulting Kim Jong Un

During the president’s address in South Korea, he “painted a black picture of the [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea], spouting all sorts of rubbish against it,” North Korean state media asserted. Trump’s “worst crime,” though, “is that he dared malignantly hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK,” the Rodong Sinmun asserted, appearing to reference his tweet, which suggested that the noticeably pudgy despot is “short and fat.”

  • Clink9

    Fat tub of goo never learned about stick and stones in kindergarten.
    His daddy would have killed the other kids.

    • Cat-astrophe

      I’d bet Tubby McChubby never let any survive after he “played” with them anyway.

      • Clink9

        It’s why he’s so ronery.

  • tom_billesley

    Dedicated to a chubby little tinpot dictator.

    • DaninVan

      Hey! Watchit! He’s not ‘little’, he’s just vertically compressed ( and horizontally stabilized).

  • Time for the USA to do its job and eliminate crazy Kim Jung Un, before he kills a few million human beings more.

  • chayisun

    I’m sorry. did I miss something? Did president Trump call kim jung un short AND fat? Oh, the HORROR!!! Calling a short and fat despot, well, short and fat is not politically correct.

    The Prez forgot to include idiotic, mentally shortchanged, stupid, ugly AND has the personality of a cockroach. Apologize to cockroaches everywhere….And kimmy’s haircut looks stupid too.

  • Clausewitz

    Threatening Trump. Is to laugh.

  • QiPO

    He’s mad because Trump forgot to mention”ugly”.

  • Posturing for the starving masses.

  • Barrington Minge

    Kim Jong Fatfuck is crusin for a brusin!!!!!