Move Over Rachel Dolezal, White Guy Thinks He’s Filipino

“Whenever I’m around the music, around the food, I feel like I’m in my own skin,” Adam told WTSP. “I’d watch the history channel sometimes for hours you know whenever it came to that and you know nothing else intrigued me more but things about Filipino culture.”

And so instead of just enjoying the culture, Adam concluded he was truly a Filipino trapped in a white man’s body. And according to a licensed psychologist, Dr. Stacey Scheckner, there’s nothing wrong with this thinking.

h/t Marvin

  • Ed

    LOL… somebody introduce him to president Duterte, quick!

    • Shebel

      or Justin

  • Miss Trixie

    ” … there’s nothing wrong with this thinking.”

    This isn’t THINKING you quack, it’s FEELINGS.

    Jebus but I bet a lot of quacks are going to make an awful lot of money from these idiot losers and their f*cking feelings.

  • Nuketasia


    Nuke the fuck out of this planet.
    It’s getting sick beyond words…

    Let us not spread and infect ANYTHING else out there.
    I feel sorry for the astronauts, though. Having to look
    down and see all of the destruction, and also their
    own. Given time, they will starve.

    Well, at least they got spared from all the insanity.

  • Shebel

    Makes sense to me.
    Probably a Democrat.

  • Shebel

    I love the purple stripes in your hair-
    They accentuate your buck teeth.
    Very pretty.

    • Watchman

      He had to pay good money to get his normal teeth adjusted into Second World teeth. /sarc

  • Watchman

    So he’s claiming Anchor Baby status, right?

    We all know of Anglophiles, Francophiles, Sinophiles – nothing really wrong with that, and these people often migrate to these countries they really like. It’s only when they demand undeserved rights that I start objecting.

    If we can identify ourselves as anything we like then I would like to identify as a sane, non-muslim Omar Khadr and receive my $10.5 million compensation from the Justin for the stress of seeing what happened to Omar.

  • There’s an easy way to determine if he is in fact a white guy who is Filipino. If he was born and raised in the Philippines then he is in fact Filipino. For example he could be the child of Missionaries, career Diplomats, or a child of Western business people, Military, or Western hippies, etc, born and raised in the Philippines.Or even if he was born somewhere else, but decided to go live in the Philippines and become a citizen, then he would in fact be Filipino.

    So guess what bud, instead of letting yourself become deluded into thinking you’re Filipino, why don’t you go over there to live and become a citizen, then you will in fact be Filipino? I remember reading about the place when I was a kid — it’s one of the most beautiful tropical places in the world, with hundreds of uninhabited or semi-inhabited tropical islands.

  • Dingo

    My mate is into Filipino chicks and when I showed him your photo he wasn’t turned on> Wonder why?

    • Shebel

      Too pretty.
      No chance of success.

  • Barrington Minge

    Beam me up Scottie, there is no intelligent life down here!!!

  • simus1

    He should get a spot on a fund raising site. Then we can all send him money to pay for his air fare.