ZOO HORROR: Man ‘rapes a PONY’ in front of horrified visitors at a kid’s petting zoo in Germany

The 23-year-old Syrian man was reportedly spotted at the Kinderbauernhof (children’s farm) area of Goelitzer Park, in Berlin, by a babysitter who was visiting the zoo with a child.

“Cultural Differences”

h/t DH

  • felis gracilis

    A pony? Were there no goats at the zoo?
    A “sexual emergency” then.

    • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

      Or camels.

  • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

    We must not judge someone else’s culture…

  • Leonard Jones

    Let me take a guess: His name was Mohammed Schneider or Achmed

  • JoKeR

    Perhaps it was just a language difficulty when he was asked to “pony up” the admission to the zoo?

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Its now a heavy petting zoo!

    • felis gracilis

      It is a multicultural inter-species miscegenation zoo.

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        Not a place to be taking the kids anymore.

        • Exile1981

          Anywhere rapeugees congregate is not a place to take kids.

  • clearsky

    It is a good news. Refugees are learning that raping German women is bad.

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      Better the farm animals than the people.

      • The farm animals would not agree! 🙂

        • Drunk by Noon ✓

          As for that first video, ex-gfs can be so vindictive.

          • Or it could have been a private hit made to look like a random goat-hitting. Perhaps there are ads on the Dark Web.

            Let’s see that guy get all grabby with a goat’s sister!

        • felis gracilis

          The goat’s revenge; I love it. Had Achmed been with Nanny earlier?

          • I could watch that all day.

          • felis gracilis

            I must confess, I watched it quite a few times myself. Thanks for the show!

          • Anything for a laugh.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Sexual under-performance has consequences, Achmed.

      • David Murrell

        The jokes on this thread are hilarious! Brightens my cold Tuesday morning.

    • Yo Mama

      Na. He jus wanna a partnir wit hoof an mouth disease like da girls back home!

  • Martin B

    How low can you go? If you’re a Mohammedan, there’s no limit.

    • Clink9

      Lower than shark shit.

  • Frances

    He’ll be suing the zoo for not having a private area available.

    • terrence22

      and claiming it is ISLAMOPHOBIC not to have one

  • Reader

    I think it is time for a musical interlude.

  • WalterBannon

    the children were being watched closely, so he went with a pony

  • Barrington Minge

    Oh, and he’s a mooslim…what a surprise!! (nothing to do with “islam” then.)

  • Blacksmith

    Where is peta on this one?

  • Dana Garcia

    Did the achmed think the pony was a goat??

    Anyway, no ladder required, like camel bonking.

  • Leonard Jones

    I am going to go out on a limb here: If it took a half cup of phegm for
    the guy to pronounce his name, I am betting he was not a Mormon!

  • karra

    Not uncommon when one runs out of sisters and brothers…

  • Hard Little Machine
  • No comment!

  • Norman_In_New_York

    He made an ass of himself.

  • Tony Costa

    After reading this story Justin Trudeau will remind all of us that “diversity is our strength”!

  • simus1

    Sounds like the pony’s brother wasn’t guarding her and she wasn’t wearing a boorkha.
    Those syrian guys can be smooth operators. Get her tested for that date rape drug soonest.