US Army To Allow ‘Self Mutilators’ And Other Recruits With History Of Mental Issues

The move is reportedly part of a major Army drive to increase recruitment amongst its ranks and hit new quotas mandated until September 2018. It will allow candidates with a history of “self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse.”

  • BillyHW

    We can’t hurt the feelings of perverted deranged faggots because women are allowed to vote.

    • JoKeR

      Does this mean that Bradley Manning can apply to re-enter the armed forces?

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        He’s been pardoned, so, yeah, likely!

  • Clink9

    “self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse.”

    Is this an April Fools joke really early?

  • HalcyonDaze

    It’d better be or their attempt to turn the Military into a giant cesspool of humanity that reflects snowflake America will become reality. Especially when the lastiof the real warriors start walking out the door faster than they did when the SJW’s in Washington allowed the gays and sexually confused self loathing transgender fuckups to come out of the closet and enlist. openly.

  • Dana Garcia

    Better that the army go robot than psycho.

  • Exile1981

    I hope this is because the army knows a war is coming and that they will need these types to be used as cannon fodder to soak up the enemies ammo.

  • Thomas Henderson

    U.S. Presidents from George Washington to Andrew Jackson to Teddy Roosevelt to Ike Eisenhower to Jack Kennedy must be spinning in their graves.

    I can only imagine what the few remaining aging veterans of Iwo Jimo and D-Day are thinking.

    • Watchman

      It’s an attempt by the military to harness renewable energy by installing dynamos hooked up to the patriotic departed in cemeteries around the nation. It is expected that up to 25% of their power needs can be met by the veterans spinning in their graves and generating power for the current military operations.

      • Thomas Henderson

        IPCC approved, of course.

  • ontario john

    Its similar to the new policy of Super Socks in Canada. Only black, muslim, lesbians in wheelchairs can join.

  • simus1

    Male criminals and mental patients often became excellent soldiers during WW1 and 2 in British service providing they could be kept fully occupied near or in the thick of the action. In less exciting environments they could become more of a handful, to be kind. This illogical situation was first evaluated to some extent in WW1 by the French. Their Bats d’Afrique, were horrific punishment units stationed in North Africa composed of French criminals who had completed their prison sentences but now needed to make up for their missed army draft service. When they were transferred to France en masse to fight the German invaders in WW1, they mostly behaved rationally and bravely at the front when treated more like normal soldiers, much to everyone’s surprise.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Instead, bring back the draft. If it was good enough for me, it’s good enough for every other physically and mentally fit American.

  • Watchman

    “self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse.” Issue them weapons in a policy of post-natal unwanted-fetus termination. Will Planned Parenthood organise the recruitment campaign for the subjects?