Trump warns North Korea’s Kim Jong-un: ‘Don’t try us’

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Donald Trump has delivered a stark personal message to Kim Jong-un, saying North Korea will face disaster unless he gives up his nuclear ambitions.

Speaking in front of lawmakers at South Korea’s national assembly, the US president offered a “brighter path” if Pyongyang abandoned its weapons programme, leaving the door open to diplomacy, but also warned that the US was prepared to use military means if necessary.

  • Hard Little Machine

    But don’t do anything until they nuke California first.

    • Dana Garcia

      Hey, more than 4 million Californians voted for Trump even though the Dem nature of the state made the votes pointless due to the Electoral College.

      • Clausewitz

        The majority of those people live in the Rural and Northern portions of the state. This still leaves LA and San Francisco ripe for a paddlin’.

    • Maggat

      Don’t like that very much, I’m on the flight path.

  • Killer Marmot

    Kim’s hair is looking like Mao Zedong’s. Is it a tyrannical despot thing?

    • ntt1

      there was an attempt to suggest highlights and a softer look but the hairstylist died horribly.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Kim is hoping that the Democrats will bail him out as they have done in the past.

  • ntt1

    The problem is that the impressive navy is being run by a bunch of crooked admirals. apparently 100% of the admirals appointed by obama are involved in fraud and a sizable proportion of the rest are implicated. they can’t even manage to steer a true course .How do you miss a massive bulk carrier?

  • The Buddhist Butterfly

    How does hair get to be like that?

    • Linda1000

      I think a barber just puts a bowl on Lil Kim’s head and cuts around the outline.