Here’s to the “Experts”, Terrorism’s Great Whitewashers

Thank heaven for the “terrorism experts.” After Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov mowed down pedestrians and bicyclists in Manhattan on Halloween, murdering eight innocent people, what would we have done without Malcolm Nance, who, identified as an “MSNBC Terrorism Analyst,” assured viewers of that cable network that Saipov’s action was

“not Islam, whatsoever. None of this is condoned. Including the, you know, sacrificing and getting yourself killed at the end of a terrorist attack, none of that is Islamic, it’s anti-Islamic.”

Weirdly, Nance even chuckled partway through that last sentence, as if the idea that jihad is jihad were too absurd to take seriously.

  • JoKeR

    Our leading expert is also the Prime Minister!

    • Mark Matis

      Didja ever notice how the terrorists never successfully touch the Elite? I wonder how that happens…

  • Hard Little Machine

    To me the upside is that eventually his family or families just like his will be wiped out by Islam. I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

    • Marvin

      Justin has the protection of his family friend the Aga Khan.

  • Lightstream

    It seems like the majority of people, when they go to university, lose 3/4 of their intelligence and intellect.