Look! There’s A New Muslim Superhero In Town!

Meet Musalman, a superhero who follows the Sharia law. He wears a white skull-cape and saffron underpants over a green costume with a crescent moon and five-rayed star emblazoned on his chest. When a woman is catcalled, he lands up on the scene and gouges the eve-teasers’ eyes out, but when thanked for being a saviour, he shrugs, “If you had worn a burkha, I wouldn’t have had to,” and flies off.