Returning ISIS fighters are to be offered taxpayer-funded homes & counselling to stop them carrying out attacks in Britain

Quick! Get this man a house!

Terror suspects including jihadis returning from fighting in Syria are to be offered taxpayer-funded homes, counselling and help finding jobs to stop them carrying out attacks in Britain.

The top-secret Government strategy, codenamed Operation Constrain, could even allow fanatics to jump to the top of council house waiting lists.

Official documents seen by The Mail on Sunday reveal that up to 20,000 extremists previously investigated by MI5 will be targeted with what critics last night described as ‘bribes’ aimed at turning them away from extremism.

This ought to go over well with the general public.

  • Thinking From First Principles

    Anjem Choudary will be happy to see such jizya.

    • He wins again!

    • Jabberwokk

      Ah the old “let’s buy them off”. Because historically it’s worked so well and because it won’t signal surrender and weakness according to their worldview. Brilliant!

  • tom_billesley

    … and security jobs in airports

  • simus1

    The French answer to every problem – more government bureaucrats getting seats on the gravy train – seems to be gaining in popularity everywhere.

  • moraywatson

    …or bring back hanging for treason…

    • Jabberwokk

      Then entire government and law enforcement would have to go to the gallows.

  • Dana Garcia

    Suits haven’t learned a thing about jihad after all these years.

    Not to mention the basic behavioral concept that rewarding an action incites more of the same.

  • Hard Little Machine

    How much is the Danegeld this year?

  • Editor

    ” This ought to go over well with the general public.”

    The general public will either praise the directive or shut up about it or face jail time for hate speech.

    There, that was easy.

    • Ed

      The “general public” votes for this shit!

    • Sad but true in the :New” England.

      • Blacksmith

        And in New England as well……

  • canminuteman

    I was joking the other day when I said that a jihadi wanted to return to face justice because they would give him a council house and a government job.

    • Cat-astrophe

      You inadvertently made sense of the new math….

    • Never joke about about a politician’s desire to accommodate the death cult. It just gives them ideas.

  • Observer

    It’s good to have a home as a place to have meetings to plan your next attack.

    • It’s only polite!

    • Yo Mama

      In Torranna Kanada wee call those places public housing.

  • LauraS

    Does anyone recall the British government treating the Irish terrorists this way? Would any other political group under the sun get concessions like this? Just the Muslims. Always.

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  • Cat-astrophe

    What is wrong with those police officers?
    Don’t they know who that guy is?

    • Jabberwokk

      They’re honorless cowards unworthy of their history.

  • Millie_Woods

    Britain is turning into a Monty Python skit.

  • Dave

    Die britain, die! Why prolong the agony?

  • Jabberwokk

    I have been an ally of law enforcement and the authorities around the world stuck with the thankless job of dealing with the “ass end” of humanity. The UK law enforcement has earned my utter contempt and my sincere wish for their obliteration and replacement. I can no longer speak of them without anger and thus can’t be objective about them anymore. On the day of judgement I hope God allows the British soldiers and warriors who have died on the countles battlefields of Europe to condemn them for their careless treachery.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    The time has come for the British government to sit down with Muslim representatives and partition the UK into two states for two peoples living side by side in peace and security with London as the shared capital.

    • Blacksmith

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, too bad you aren’t joking.

  • Oh, I’m sure this will work.