French parents reported to police for calling their baby Jihad

France is known for its overly strict policing of baby names, but in the case of a couple trying to call their son ‘Jihad’, French authorities might have a point.

A French couple from the south west have been reported to authorities for calling their baby ‘Jihad’.

h/t Exile

  • Liberal Progressive

    When will the French stop being so Islamophobic?

  • Tooth&Claw

    Predictive programming for an infant. Great.

  • I agree.

    What’s wrong with Bob, John or David Ben-Gurion?

  • Exile1981

    I think mom and dad are hoping the son gets his 72 virgins and they can ride into heaven on his coat tails.

  • But, but… doesn’t jihad mean self-improvement?

    • WalterBannon

      sure, head on down to the local “Home Jihad” store and pick up a knife, a pressure pot, some fertilizer and rent a van…

    • BillyHW

      It means low-fat cranberry muffin.

    • Watchman

      Yes, but it has to be self-improvement to advance the cause of islam, which it appears to be. If a muslim struggles to save a drowning infidel baby then that is not jihad, unless the parents gratefully convert to islam as a result.

      • Yes, you’re right, it means struggling to become the perfect Muslim, in accord with the example of the Prophet Mo (pbuh, whatever that means). The perfect Muslim does not control his sexual urges or save lives, he rapes and kills. His “morality” is to rob and use people.

  • WalterBannon

    A “French” couple

    • BillyHW

      I heard her bouillabaisse recipe is to die for.

    • Watchman

      ‘French’ in the same way that Trudeau calls new immigrants to his new country ‘Canadians’.

  • DaninVan

    Looks like a Baby Santa Clause. Isn’t that precious? They gave him a semi-auto for his christening…. 😉