Harvey claims he’s cured! Weinstein completes sex addict rehab in ONE WEEK

Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has completed his one-week sex rehab program.

A psychologist taking part in his treatment told TMZ that Weinstein would remain in Arizona for a month or so after his week of outpatient ‘intensive therapy’ ends on Saturday.

Weinstein was ‘invested in the program’ and had focused on ‘dealing with his anger, his attitude toward others, boundary work and the beginnings of work on empathy,’ the psychologist told the outlet with Weinstein’s permission.

  • CodexCoder

    I call him a liar. To change any habit as a start takes a minimum of 21 to 40 days. Ask anyone that has gone through the 12 steps of AA.

    • tom_billesley

      He will continue by inviting the offended-against women and girls to his room to apologize and individually empathize.

    • Clink9

      Now he has to go to rehab for liars.

      • “Jennerize” him. Cut off his “unit”. Identify as a woman. Complain about discrimination.

  • jayme

    Amazing! Good for him, to have had the humility to admit that he was wrong and to learn from his mistakes. I’m sure he will be back to being a typical ethical Democrat and Hollywood celebrity again in no time!

    • Monday he’s back at work!

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        I say he’s never coming back.
        All of Hollywood has turned on him in some orgy of righteous virtue signaling. It was deserved, but deserved twenty years ago.
        Now, he’s so toxic, nobody will give him even the chance to redeem himself, even were it authentic, and I’m certain it isn’t.
        He has no way to deliver the goods and make the rich and powerful even more rich and powerful.
        He’s toast.

  • Brett_McS

    Wow, that’s impressive. They should adapt this program to curing jihad addicts.

    • Only men like Harvey can sustain such an intense a period of self-scrutiny.

    • I had the same thought!

  • robins111

    It’s a miracle.

  • Blacksmith


    • How could you not trust Harvey!

      • Blacksmith

        Might be that he works in an industry and town based on lies……

  • Hard Little Machine

    So…..He’s a Scientologist now?

  • Justin St.Denis

    Perhaps the backstory about Divine Intervention is upcoming. This IS Hollywood, after all.

  • steelraptor from Saturn

    This would be funny, except it isn’t.

  • DMB

    The only thing he will gain from this experience is he will refine his “technique” on sexually assaulting women so that it would be more discrete so that others wouldn’t notice and perhaps he will be more selective on the woman he preys upon.

  • Spatchcocked

    Basil plants throughout this great Republic heave a collective sigh of relief.

  • Cat-astrophe
    • Yo Mama

      As easy as the actors who traded favors for acting parts in his movies.

      • Cat-astrophe

        That’s the issue.
        You should not be expected to “put out” to get a job.

  • Cat-astrophe

    Harvey underwent a radical new therapy called Anal Optic Neuropathy Treatment.
    This process has an elevated chance for failure because this optic nerve is often subject to very real ‘Phantom Limb” syndrome, where the individual actually retains all the feelings and sensations associated with the missing nerves.

  • QiPo

    Ha, ha, ha…is he going to create a new adult sitcom? Try to be back in business already? That’s funny. His life, however, is a classic tragedy. Still a cruel man even after all this. He’s lied to everyone else, may as well keep lying to himself.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Disregarding the sexual assault history, the man was an outright abusive and perverted a-hole for his entire life and that doesn’t go away in a week.
    He needs to just go away and die somewhere.
    Can anyone say the world is a better place with him in it?
    Remember to bit-torrent all entertainment.

  • Is this a sentencing circle for fat white rich guys?

  • Killer Marmot

    He’s not a bad man, you understand. He’s ill, a victim of his own personality’s failings.

  • Marius K

    The only process that cures that quickly is called castration.

  • Bless his heart

    Rehabilitated and completed.

    Now he must be a controlled and trained sexual deviant.

  • Pavelina

    I believe he always could control himself. He simply chose not to because he knew he could get away with it because he always had. The exposure he’s been through in the past weeks is the cure. He doesn’t need a talking cure. Now, he needs to be prosecuted for the rapes.

  • Jay Harper

    So I guess he is ready to face charges then.

  • Nermal

    Just shows how out of touch with reality this narcissist really is.