Underwear Bomber Sues Over Treatment in Supermax Prison

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab – Underwear Bomber

WASHINGTON — The Nigerian man serving multiple life sentences for trying to blow up an airliner with a bomb hidden in his underwear has sued the Justice Department, arguing that prison officials are violating his rights by holding him in solitary confinement, restricting his communication with relatives and force-feeding him when he goes on a hunger strike to protest.

The prisoner, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, is a particularly high-profile terrorist who was prosecuted in civilian court.

  • Editor

    Finish your multiple life sentences Umar, then we can talk.

  • Reader

    So what really got his knickers into a knot?

    • Yo Mama

      He must got Mohammud in his pants!

    • Maggat

      A new meaning to the term BoomBoom.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    That Islamic snowflake isn’t having a good time at all, with the mean old white supremacy types interrupting his prayer that then causing him to go on hungar strikes.
    How about a ruling that says eating at ALL is now a “privilege” and from here on out you get ANAL FEEDINGS all the time!
    Yep, that’s a thing!

    • Yo Mama

      Hows about bread n’ water and all the ham hocks he can eat?

      I suspect his fellow tribesmen in da joint already want to give him his protein injections anally all day long!

  • DaninVan

    He’s pissed on missing out on his pre-booked trip to Paradise.

    • DaninVan

      Maybe he’d like to have Bergdhal as a roomie up at Leavenworth?

    • Barrington Minge

      Ain’t no 72 virgins left. Hugh Heffner is there!!

  • marty_p

    I wonder if the fact he gets all teary eyed and upset has anything to do with the fact he’s singing soprano since he fried his package during the failed bombing attempt.

  • CodexCoder

    Perhaps he would have preferred if the pilot had descended below 10,000 feet, held a trial on board with all of the passengers as witnesses, and upon conviction, tossed his bum out the door into free fall. It would be a form of due process, sort of, jury of peers, etc.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Let’s hope he lives until he’s 115 years old.

    • Yo Mama

      Let’s hope he duzzent 2 save taxpayer money!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Put him a room filled with shit up to his armpits.

  • ontario john

    All I can say, its a good thing he is not in Canada, or he would have gotten an apology and ten million dollars by now.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Aww, I’m upset he didn’t succeed in his wish to get to hell.

  • Alain

    Tried and prosecuted in civilian court; there lies the problem with the West.

  • Maggat

    Never did find out what happened to his rigging after the botched explosion. Anyway, I’m sure he has a bit of bother trying to piss.