Suck On That: Diggers Issued Halal-certified Army Rations

Half of all combat ration pack configurations were to be prepared in accordance with Islamic dietary requirements, even though there were only about 100 Muslims in the entire 50,000+ strong Defence Force. Four menus were to contain meat that had been certified as sacrificed to Allah. The other were two were to be vegetarian options that are naturally halal anyway.

Just so you know, under the new ration plan which was supposedly designed to combat ‘menu fatigue’, ordinary Diggers have less choice of ordinary meals than before. That’s how diversity works.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Why not kosher meals?

    • Martin B

      Because Jews don’t have a habit of going on murderous rampages when they don’t get what they want.

      • Tooth&Claw

        True, but Kosher is acceptable to the followers of Mo, if nothing else is around.

  • tom_billesley

    There’s no such thing as “naturally halal”. You have to pay an islamic body for certification, and part of the certification fee goes in zakat for charitable foundations such as Hamas.

    • Will Quest

      This halal racket , especially the halal abattoirs springing all over the west is filling the coffers of izzlam with BOOTY …….

  • WalterBannon

    Every christian, jew, Buddhist, hindu and athiest should file a human rights complaint

  • Editor

    I’d be curious to know how much the halal certification for all these items cost, for 100 muslims in a 50,000 strong army, ’cause you just know this is coming to Canada soon.

  • canminuteman

    As bullshit as all that is, I want to know how they have vegetarian cheese.

    • Blacksmith

      No, you really don’t want to know what it is………

    • Tooth&Claw

      Soy based.