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London Ambulance Service to review terror attack protocol after ‘run, hide, tell’ advice made casualties hard to find

A number of those caught up in the London Bridge attack were so well “barricaded” into hiding places in Borough Market that it took some time before they were found and given medical treatment.

Ambulance chiefs said they fully supported the “run, hide, tell” advice but first-response medics were being reminded that not all casualties are easily found after a terrorist incident.

Wish You Weren’t Here

As B’nai Brith Canada continued to tour its anti-Roger Waters documentary Wish You Weren’t Here, CEO Michael Mostyn responded to the Pink Floyd co-founder’s outburst at one of his recent Toronto concerts, in which he singled Mostyn out.

Before the intermission at his second Toronto concert at the Air Canada Centre on Oct. 3, Waters, a spokesperson for the boycott, divestment and sanctions (BDS) movement against Israel, claimed that Mostyn said his shows feature “long, lengthy tirades against the country of Israel.”

Carrie Fisher gave predatory producer a cow’s tongue in a box

Carrie Fisher once hand-delivered a cow’s tongue wrapped in a Tiffany box to a predatory Hollywood producer, a friend of the late actor has claimed.

Screenwriter Heather Robinson said that Fisher had intervened after the unnamed executive, identified as an Oscar winner, had tried to force himself on Robinson.

What? 6.5% interest on a $15,000 loan? There is no usury in Islam! I cut yur nek, inshallah!

No-calculator math test reveals weak mental math among Alberta students

Grade 6 students did poorly on a new no-calculator portion of provincial mathematics exams, Alberta’s education minister said Tuesday.

Last fall, concerned about children’s grasp of math fundamentals, David Eggen introduced a new 15-minute, 15-question section to the math exam written by all sixth graders across the province.

  • BillyHW

    Carrie Fisher whored herself to a married Harrison Ford.

    • …and she had the cra-cra. I suspect her character in The Blues Brothers was close to reality.

      • BillyHW

        Her cray went way beyond 4.

  • Very funny computer keyboard. Would save leftists much time typing!

    • We need one with a single modified key: “Your argument is invalid”.

      • That’s on right-wing computer keyboards.

    • Shebel would the same for me.

  • Ho Hum

    Jihadi-Justine Trudeau embarrassed himself and all of Canada by balling his eyes out over the death of a relatively obscure Canadian musician ( I’m sorry for the guy’s death from brain cancer but even I didn’t ball my eyes out when my mother died from the same disease)

    • Shebel

      Fuck YOU!

    • Shebel

      I really,really do despise this asshole.

    • Shebel

      Was Justin attempting to rejuvenate his Daddies Eulogy?

    • Waffle

      Turning on the waterworks in public is the one thing he seems to be goo at and he has had lot of practice.

    • What a fruit.

  • Shebel

    You must be famous to warrant —Justin’s tears.
    They are selective.
    You Vets—
    Stop yer fucking complaining.
    You already have it too good.

  • Shebel

    There is low and then
    There is really LOW.

  • ontario john

    The media and political elites continue their over the top coverage of Gord Downie’s death. Getting pretty tiresome of politicians ranting that everybody in Canada is heart broken. I would think that most Canadians while sad that anyone dies of cancer, don’t really give a shit about Gord Downie’s death. And what a great photo op for little Justin, crying for the cameras.

    • Linda1000

      You are right. It is tragic Downie died of brain cancer because he was fairly young and cancer deaths are never a pleasant process. I can’t say I was ever a fan of the group’s music but other than general sympathy, I don’t think most people are weeping like Justine over his death.

    • Someone suggested a state funeral.

      Swear to God.

  • Shebel

    I miss Leonard Cohen.
    Not attempting to be a Prick.
    I have Never listened to one of Gord Downies songs
    In my life.
    My fucking PM—has just proved —
    That he is not a Man.
    At least not a Man that can’t be Bought.

    • Alain

      I had never even heard of Gord D. before all this. In fact I don’t think any of my family had heard of him.

  • Hard Little Machine

    If you give a dime to Roger Waters, for any reason then you are paying for Nazism, antisemitism, race hatred, bigotry and genocide.


  • Maggat

    I find it almost impossible to believe that sissified ponce is our PM. Showing socks? He needs a very firm sock in the mouth.