SJW Mommy Costume Concerns: “cultural appropriation and the power/privilege carried by Whiteness”

For your kids sake seek help.

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  • Del Evans

    I suggest little orange jumpsuits with “PC Prisoner” on the back

  • Dana Garcia

    Isn’t the whole point of Halloween costumes to culturally appropriate — to try on another identity for a few hours just for the fun of it?

    For example, I want to be a self-driving car to stimulate my inner AI.

  • Ed

    “…But she nixed the Moana costume for Mickey Mouse, because, as Ferris wrote, “we don’t have to worry about making fun of anyone or dressing up as a culture different from our own because Mickey Mouse is a pretend mouse!”

    Just wait honey… tomorrow is a new day.

    • Watchman

      Mickey Mouse? How anthropomorphically insensitive to rodents!

  • simus1

    Can’t be a very fun childhood when you are stuck with the unwelcome task of trying to herd two idiot parents.

  • bargogx1

    “I’m just wondering how you parse the nuances”

    That right there tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

    • Watchman

      Straining at passing the nuances indicates a lack of fibre in the diet and a need to get adequate hydration every day.

  • Tom Forsythe

    Please, appropriate as much of my culture as you like!

    • Watchman

      They seem to be deliberately avoiding appropriating your Compassion, Science, Logic, Ethics, Consistency, Humanity, Empathy, and Reliability. Pity that.

  • The Buddhist Butterfly

    I think I’m going to dress up as a goat this year..

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      My buck muzzie costume is a hit every year.

    • Slickfoot

      You will have come full circle.

      • The Buddhist Butterfly

        I hope I’ll be able to pull it off.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m going as Hillary in a pine box.

    • disqusW6sf

      Good one!

    • Watchman

      “That’s not scary or a horrible sight”

  • Watchman

    We need SJWs and Progressives to storm the film vaults of Walt Disney Animation Studios and burn them down to stop this vile cultural appropriation and ensure that this never happens again in any other studio.

  • WalterBannon

    Sachi Feris sounds like a real douche

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  • Tooth&Claw

    All the people that are so worried about this are beyond crawling up their own anal orifice. They should all dress for Halloween as Q-tips. It’s about their speed.