Were the Vikings Really Muslims?

Just as every news story must now be put into the current political context — what’s the Trump angle? — so must every other story somehow be framed by its relationship with Islam.

  • mauser 98

    “discovery of Arabic characters that spell “Allah” and “Ali” on Viking funeral costumes”

    Leif & Co acquired said garments after a jolly rape & pillage raid

    • Likely.

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby

        More like obviously

        • Jaedo Drax

          They did eventually convert

          • DavidinNorthBurnaby

            Yes, eventually. Of course, they were rather late holdouts. Nowadays it’s hard to believe that their descendants had such ferocious warlike ancestors.

  • simus1

    Since Vikings were often long distance brigands plus traders and the earliest forms of trade often involved acquiring, transporting, and trading slaves for other items, you can see where there could be some overlapping interests.

  • SDMatt

    Emmett Scott writes a bit about the Vikings procuring white slaves for Islam. This ‘commerce’ would have resulted in the bartering of other items, not limited to just coins. But none of this makes Vikings ‘Muslims.’

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      But it makes muzzies no better than Vikings. And they haven’t progressed, still killing raping pillaging and slave trading.

  • There are not words to describe my intense hatred of the dhimmi media.

    • The dhimmi media are utterly, utterly evil. All the more so because their selling out of the rest of us is based on cowardice.

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby

        They hope the crocodile eats them last. To quote Churchill.

    • Rez Zircon

      And they’ll continue to chip away at our culture and history until Islam has entirely metasticized the West.

      Radiation treatment, before it’s too late!

  • “Well, plenty of hookers and porn stars have Chinese characters or Japanese kanji tattooed on their abdomens without having the slightest clue as to their meaning, but hey.”
    “And that’s how publications such as the Times prepare the way for dhimmitude.”

    • I saw a movie a few years ago, in which a Wise Arab Warrior Beloved by All visits Sweden back in the Vikings days. I thought at the time this was pure propaganda preparing Swedes for Muslim takeover.

      • J. C.

        “The 13th Warrior” with Antonio Banderas…???

        • Yes, I think that was it.

          • DavidinNorthBurnaby

            I look forward to the day when Canadian taxpayers’ money will be wasted to finance a film where a wise muzzie Warrior comes and interacts with the noble Savages of Canada back in the day.

          • occupant 9

            Just get ahead of the historical lobotomy curve and accept that Muhammadans discovered, invented, created, founded, developed, preserved and achieved *everything* of value that ever was or ever will be.

            The only thing that I know Muhammadans did perfect was the indulgence in violence that fuels the engine of their imperialistic conquests.

          • Everything except toilet paper.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      I think those Chinese characters mean “beef with broccoli.”

      • Or maybe “screw all whities”. I often wonder about that. I love objects with Chinese characters, but I wonder!

  • Nope.

  • UCSPanther

    Islam: We wuz vikings an shee-it!

  • occupant 9

    It’s funny how Muhammadan’s claims everything yet shows/demonstrates none of this heritage … ever. And funnier that Muhammadan’s claim all this yet for centuries nobody knew nothing of this … because none of this is true.

    It’s a challenge to how far, how much of our history is to be stolen and claimed by Muhammad’s followers that we’re willing to put up with. We can only begin to win when our nations are free of the influence of Muhammad’s followers.

  • Shebel

    Netflix has a show called the ‘Etrogen – Redemption’ . I spelled some of that wrong.
    It is a good show– 70 subtitled episodes.
    The Muslims are all good except for the usual politically motivated shit disturbers, the Templars are pretty close to being EVIL.
    And all Christians should be killed or Converted. cause we are BAD.
    The Jews are not even mentioned , so far, despite the fact that the Muslims are pissed over the fact they don’t control Jerusalem , any more.

  • marty_p

    Remember the story of Noah in the Bible – did you know he was a Muslim?

    Even Albert Einstein converted to Islam:

    • Lol.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      If the muzzies were harmless they could be amusing. They really do believe some hilarious things. I suppose it’s all the inbreeding. I wonder what their average IQ is. Probably well below room temperature.

  • Hard Little Machine

    A blonde haired blue eyed Spanish woman I know is clear evidence that the Norse were travelers. They weren’t Muslim but they came across people who were. What’s so fucking hard to fathom here?

    • Actually, she could have had Germanic roots (Visigoths conquered Spain from the Romans) or Slav roots (Muslims imported many Slav sex-slaves).