Twitter Founder Announces Strict New Thought Police Rules

In a series of tweets on Friday, Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey laid out vague reasoning for implementing some new rules governing content.

  • Rope, give ’em plenty.

  • Watchman

    “hate symbols, violent groups, and tweets that glorifies violence”
    Hate symbol? MAGA caps?
    Violent groups? If ‘speech is violence’ as the SJWs and Antifa claim, then any group advocating free speech is advocating violence.
    Tweets that glorifies violence? If you report any incident that accurately reports some clash between SJWs/Antifa and some other group then this could be classes as ‘glorifying violence’.

    In other words, Twitter plans to become a fascist Social medium.

    • Editor

      Excellent analysis. Second and third paragraphs are gold. Thanks.

    • Lightstream

      That’s exactly why I canceled my Twitter and Facebook accounts.

  • Alain

    These internet monopolies need to be classified as utilities, because that is exactly what they are in this era. Imagine being told what you are allowed to say over the telephone.

  • BillyHW

    Jack Dorsey is a big giant flaming faggot.

  • JPfromtheeast

    Looks like it is time to start actively using Gab! Bye bye Twitter!

  • WalterBannon

    twitter is only useful for trolling the left