Race hate killer Imran ‘Baldy’ Shahid sues jail chiefs for confiscating his penis pump

The sadistic murderer claims he needs the sex aid returned as he keeps taking a bad reaction to Viagra pills.

What in hell kind of prisons are being run there?

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  • BillyHW

    Is this normal?!

    Fuck you Agnes Macphail.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ALgilFMkug

    • Cat-astrophe

      So it has come down to this: they took that poor guys Penal Pump.
      Pooooor Agnes must be turning in her BBQ.

    • DMB

      Talk about a 180 degree turn in our prison system! From punishment of inmates to “rehabilitation”.

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  • k1992

    What the hell is penis pump?! You know what, forget I asked – I don’t want to know ….

  • Barrington Minge

    Forget the pump, just take his penis…..

  • Literally Hitler

    Is this what doing hard time means these days??

  • DVult

    Attach the other end of his penis pump to a horse and off we go.

  • DMB

    Chemical castration should have been administered instead of a penis pump.

  • Reader

    I think it’s time for a musical interlude.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECmjB9df0w

    • Observer

      Talk about double entendre… “you can’t please everyone, so you’ve got to please yourself”!

  • Dave

    Penis pump, xbox and viagra…in prison…britain deserves to fall

    • Alain

      No different from Canadian federal prisons. It may be just as bad the the provincial level, but I have no first hand knowledge.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Why and how is viagra getting into a penal system, let alone other sex aids. Lunatics running the asylum?

  • Solo712

    I would say ‘get a life’ but he’s already got one.