Student magazine warns against ‘racist’ Halloween costumes with elaborate flow chart

“Is it politically charged?” the chart asks of costume ideas that pertain to “something serious.” If yes, the magazine is interested only in whether makes fun of Donald Trump, in which case the chart advises the reader to “DO IT.”

  • The Buddhist Butterfly

    This must be pretty hard to follow for your human females, because I don’t see them wearing anything on Halloween.

  • Sharkibark

    My costume this year is a witch. Like last year. And the year before. (You’d think they’d be happy about the recycling.) I am sorry for appropriating Satanist culture. Oh! And I decorate my house with spiders. I am so Specist, sorry Mosquitoes.

    • The Buddhist Butterfly

      Where did you find the Hillary Clinton mask?

      • Sharkibark

        I was thinking of updating, but I’m more wicked witch of the west, rather than wicked witch of the left. 😛

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m going as Robert E Lee in blackface, stabbing a gay Muslim to death

    • DaninVan

      If your K-Bar is made in the US you’re good to go… 🙂

      • Uncommunist

        But get a leather sheath … those nylon sheaths dull the shit out of them.

    • Sharkibark

      You just terrified the poop outta me. 😛

  • ontario john

    Rumor has it that little Justin is going to have his kids go door to door, and apologize for Canada’s racist past.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓
  • simus1

    Sincere social justice warriors have no time to enjoy such frivolity, they are too busy hunting down the racism and white privilege that tries to appropriate and debase wikkan culture

  • Watchman

    With regard to the “Does it make fun of Donald Trump?” flow with the ‘Yes’ leading the reader to a “DO IT” end point: There is a reason that software uses a “Go” or an “OK” button instead of a “DO IT” button to initiate some action.
    “He replied, “I’m not a dolt, why is the software calling me a dolt?””

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    What if a “student of color” wants to make fun of a white Donald?
    What if a white student wants to make fun of our last President?
    What if I want to come as Harvey Weinstein dressed in an S.S. uniform?

    • Uncommunist

      No, Yes and Yes. Well Done Drunk by Noon !

  • Uncommunist
  • Alain

    If everyone who is normal ceased paying attention to this lunacy other than to mock those pushing it, it would have no effect whatsoever. Why would I give two hoots about what they say about Halloween costumes. The whole purpose of a costume is fannacy and to have fun; it nothing to do with anything else, certainly nothing to take seriously.

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      Considering that they will use it as a virtue signaling event to get you kicked out of college, prevent you from enrolling in another one, and try to prevent you from ever getting hired anywhere else, we HAVE to care about it, even if we don’t want to.

  • Way to suck the fun out of Halloween.