UN moves staff after mobs kill five in Malawi vampire scare

Malawi’s President Peter Mutharika called the reports of lynch mobs attacking suspected vampires ‘distressing and agonising’.

  • tom_billesley

    This confirms that the UN is staffed with the UN-dead.

  • simus1

    No expatriate poverty whores from the UN or their NGO puppets were killed?
    That is very distressing news indeed.

    Many “outbreaks” of this sort “in rural areas” often include as murder victims those who are the helpless elderly remnants of what were once powerful tribal factions who were “allocated excessive amounts” of prime communal lands in their heyday.

  • David Murrell

    Way back in 1979, when Eastern Europe was still communist, my girlfriend and I visited Dracula’s Castle” in northwestern Romania (actually, the castle of the historically-accurate Vlad the Impaler). But the Romanian army used it as a strategic post, so it was off limits to tourists.

  • GrimmCreeper

    I believe we’ve found the perfect location for UN headquarters.

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  • Mortociaa

    Usually a great safe country
    But still all over Africa. The poor and under educated believe in witch craft and voodoo type stuff
    In fact when I was in Zambia gawd over 15 years ago now the major news papers were reporting a chicken had been jailed for being the cause of some deaths. TRUE

  • gxp01

    Wait till they hear about Halloween… 😉