Justin Trudeau’s quest to be crowned King of Weed

Since doper Marc Emery has claimed title of the Prince of Pot, perhaps it is time to crown Justin Trudeau the King of Weed.

Thus far, it seems reefer royalty is our prime minister’s primary quest, as he is obsessed with pot’s legalization — by Canada Day 2018, come hell or high times — while spending little time on substantive issues other than taxing small business out of business.

  • G2

    Weed, destroy small business, islamophobia/blasphemy law, carbon tax, stop all pipelines and the oil and gas industry in general and virtue signal like it’s going out of style – all with a totally arrogant and elitist style. That’s our boy!

    • I hope the people who voted for the idiot have a moment of clarity come next election.

      • BillyHW

        Only if we inject them with testosterone.

      • Observer

        It’s hard to have clarity when you are stoned on marihuana as they hope much of the population will be in time for the 2019 election.

      • Oh, never.

      • Justin St.Denis

        I suspect you are having an overly optimistic moment. This is Canada. “Moment of clarity” and “election” are mutually exclusive terms in my experience.

        This nonsense started back when Justin Trudeau’s mother’s husband – a guy called Pierre – first rose to prominence in the later 1960s. That was the first time I had ever felt embarrassed by the behaviours of every voting adult I knew with the exception of my dad. “Pierre” wasn’t cool but clearly thought he was, and most adults were not cool, thought they could be, and voted for Pierre in order to acquire their “cool credentials”. It was both depressing and laughable, as I recall.

        Whenever I could, I voted against Pierre. He had always made me wanna puke on your shoes. I’m careful that way. 😉

  • Waffle

    A little night music:


  • felis gracilis

    Yup, our Liberal government is a real bong show.

  • Wasn’t he always?

    I mean – wan’t he born stoned?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Perhaps. I understand his first boxing partner was Mick Jagger’s dick.