Egypt ‘hunting down’ gays, conducting forced anal exams

CAIRO – Six Egyptian men arrested for “promoting sexual deviancy” and “debauchery” on social media will be subjected to anal examinations ahead of their Oct. 1 trial, Amnesty International said on Saturday.

h/t MP

  • Dana Garcia

    What do anal examiners expect to find??

    • UCSPanther

      Evidence that they “bleated like a goat”…

      • Dana Garcia


    • Alain

      To determine if they had lost their virginity?

    • Exile1981

      tearing and damage to the anal sphincter.

    • WalterBannon

      george clooney’s missing hamster

    • Watchman

      Sexual satisfaction. On both sides.
      If the probed show any signs of sexual pleasure from the probing, then they will be found guilty. And I’m sure the probers believe that the only way to probe is the use of a real penis by a dedicated tester. “It’s a hard job, but someone’s got to do it.”

    • Back in the old days, the Army inspector would yell “Bird’s nest” and you were out.

  • Editor

    I trust the authorities will get to the bottom of it.

  • Tooth&Claw

    So they medically, anally rape the suspected homosexuals.

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      You know, for punishment.
      What if you pass the halal colonoscopy?
      Do you even get an “I’m sorry we medically raped you for nothing”?
      Starbuck’s gift cards even?

      • terrence22

        how about a large bottle of camel pee?

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    On today’s episode of “I went to college for THIS!?”

  • UCSPanther

    It’s funny. SJWs are forcing us to accept gays, while the rest of the world is going more homophobic (IE Indonesia’s ban on LGBT characters on TV).

    Sure makes a mockery of the “Because it’s 2015” argument…

  • karra

    My goodness – the lineups!!

    • Yo Mama

      I hear Ben Levin is going back for his second visit!

  • Exile1981

    The imans will be doing the anal probing.

    • Yo Mama

      Don’t they always?

    • WalterBannon

      it is the way of the prophet…

  • In Egypt this is called Speed Dating.