Spies Like Us

Whittaker Chambers stuffed purloined papers in a pumpkin. Reality Winner shoved them in her pantyhose.

Spies lack the style they once exuded.

The National Security Agency (NSA) contractor initially insisted that she had set fire to a copy of an intelligence report on Russian hacking of U.S. voter databases after printing the document. When pressed by investigators on how she truly absconded with the documents, Winner admitted reality: “Folded it in half in my pantyhose.”

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  • Exile1981

    She’s a typical lefty college grad. She hates democracy and is willing to commit treason to bring about the revolution.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Reality Winner
    What an unfortunately named girl.

    • canminuteman

      The moment her parents named her,she lost any chance she might have had of a normal life.

  • Jaedo Drax

    what is it with leftists and hiding documents in hosiery? (See sandy burgler)