Ivy League Black Students Group: There Are Too Many African And Caribbean Students Here

Identity politics is a nasty thing. Everyone who isn’t a progressive knows this. At Cornell University, that slice of politics is rearing its ugly head, with the school’s black students group demanding that more African American students be enrolled. They’re concerned that there are too many Caribbean and African students. To start, their letter to the administration prefaces with the usual ‘there’s white supremacy everywhere’ angle.

  • Dana Garcia

    Nobody like diverse foreigners.

  • BillyHW

    Headline you’ll never read: “Black Person Has Nothing To Complain About. Everything’s Just Peachy He Says.”

  • Watchman

    Victimhood: “There can be only one!” [cue Queen’s Highlander soundtrack]

  • Millie_Woods

    Why don’t dey just pop a cap in dose unwanted students asses and make room for some of da bruthas from da ‘hood?

  • Hard Little Machine

    I like this. Kick out all the foreign students who pay the highest prices and enroll more blacks who demand to attend for free. Whoever’s left paying the bills at all, stick them with the increased costs while screaming at them that they’re hated and will soon be kicked out too.

  • Justin St.Denis

    As usual, this little operation hasn’t been thought through very well. They should first DEMAND that all students be obliged to take Ebonics 100 and Ebonics 200. The African students would FLEE the university within one semester since virtually none aspire to ever live in the ‘hood.

  • Maggat

    Pretty piss poor English writing skills for a university student.