Everything (That’s Not Sexism) Is Racism

I don’t know the name of the person who created this, but it shows rather well the arguments of the everything-is-racism in their deck of cards:

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  • Clink9

    “It will never be enough”

    That’s why I dont even try or care.

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      You may not care about “racism”, but “racism” will always care about you.

  • marty_p

    If the White person is Jewish they can only fall in one of 2 categories:
    Racist Apartheid State supporting Zionist
    or
    liberal SJW Democrat or Liberal Party/NDP supporter.

    • Surele Surele

      ouch! last week at my former workplace: a nice, young man set up a booth for NDP. Wearing a yarmulke. He is lost.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Jews are not necessarily white people, but share the skin shades of those they dwelled among in the diaspora. Ethnically, they are Middle Eastern.

      • marty_p

        Anti-semites say all Ashkenazim are descended from the Khazars and aren’t really Jews at all.

        • ismiselemeas

          Yes but it’s generally accepted that Ashkenazi women are amongst the most beautiful women ever born. I ain’t gonna argue.

      • Surele Surele

        my Mom, pale, blue eyed and blond. I suspect there was some serious hanky panky going on at the time of our great, great ancestors. Not necessarily consensual. But it did help during the WWII.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Mine had a similar background and experience.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    I don’t give a shit about being called racist. Foreigners smell funny.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    Don’t dismiss this chart as merely humorous, it is a deadly serious flowchart of your persecution and manipulation.
    First they falsely accuse you and then you have to obsequiously serve them to PROVE you are not a racist.
    It’s an unwinnable game designed to keep you running on the hamster wheel of racial obligation.
    There are no good nor morally decent civil rights leaders that are agitating for minority civil rights, just as there are no good Nazis, Communists, or good Khmer Rouge.
    They are all bloody evil!

    • canminuteman

      That’s why you don’t play. If someone calls you a racist, don’t try to explain that you are not, just tell them to F$%^ Off, walk away and never interact with them again.

    • A Hamilton Guy

      They all get the finger as far as I’m concerned

  • ismiselemeas

    That’s why I’m buying a boat and sailing off into the sunset. But then my sails will be white, and the top deck will be white, fuck…

    • Maggat

      Paint the poop deck black.

  • A Hamilton Guy

    When they challenge me, I would ask; Define the races. That’l screw them up. They don’t know shit.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Some years ago now a dipshit called me racist because I imitated Marcus Naslund’s Swedish accent while mocking him. Racist? That’s just ridiculous. Marcus Naslund and I are both as white as you can get. smh

  • Minicapt

    Jesse Owens was a great racist.

    Cheers

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Ah, but what was his IQ like, and could he have organized a two-man rush to the shithouse? And I’ll bet he smelled funny.

      • Minicapt

        He shook hands with Hitler.

        Cheers

        • DavidinNorthBurnaby

          Which I’m sure the MSM and chattering classes will assure us was better than the Pittsburgh Penguins accepting the invitation to the White House to see the Trumpster.