The Outcry Over Border Control Halloween Costumes Is Ridiculous

Halloween is such a special time of the year. Kids and adults alike dress up in humorous and ironic costumes to bring in the harvest season.

And I’ve been excited to see what the costume of 2017 will be. Fake News? Rocket Man? Someone from “Game of Thrones?” The possibilities are endless.

Unless you’re a part of the PC police. Then you have like 3 lame options to choose from.

  • Spatchcocked

    I’m wearing the Chelsea Manning costume!!!!!!

    Includes genuine butt plugs…..mouth wash….and a stretchable cock ring…….oh please Mom!!!

    • Blind Druid

      Why do I have a boner?

  • Hard Little Machine

    I can’t wait for Yale to flip the fuck out

  • Norman_In_New_York

    How about this costume?
    Oh, wait a minute, this is the real thing.

  • bob e

    Great post boss. Can U introduce me to the border agent ??