North Korea: Trump has made a missile attack on the U.S. mainland ‘INEVITABLE’

Uhm.. the North Koreans are basically saying they will absolutely attack the U.S. mainland. Which is unbelievably stupid of them to say.

  • Now THAT is bluster.

    More than likely, Kim will attack Japan or South Korea.

    • Watchman

      South Korea is the hostage that North Korea is holding a gun to the head of while shuffling slowly to the self-destruct button that will bring down the building to kill everyone: North Korea, South Korea, Japan, and the USA.

      If there was no South Korea, North Korea might already have been conventionally bombed into the Stone Age – and that may be an improvement for most of its citizens.

      • If there was no China, there would already be one happy united Korea.

        The real war is between the US and China.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Oh, just nuke them, Trumpster and get it over with.

  • BillyHW

    We don’t drop enough daisy cutters.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      And let’s not forget the Trumpster has 14 MOABs he needs to drop in the next year before they reach their best before date.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    I love B-52s and the band by that name is pretty swell too, although the band is named after the hair style and not the bomber although the hairstyle IS named after the bomber as the giant beehive hairdo was reminiscent of the nose cone fairing of a B-52 (yeah, I don’t really see it either).

    Now, having said that, I see no need to risk the lives of a B-52 (BUFF Big Flying Fat F_ _ _ er, B-1 (The Bone), or a B-2 when we could just empty the contents of an Ohio Class ‘boomer’ on their wretched heads and call it a day.
    If would be a perfectly fine demonstration that we still have the will to light-up evildoers.
    I have no sympathy for the North Korean people, but no hatred either, ‘just the realization that vast many traumatized people will never really integrate with the south, or anywhere for that matter. They are essentially ruined souls, Justin gave by the people that escaped from the North.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Right now, Trump is squeezing China into tightening the screws on Rocket Man.

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        Maybe, but what if North Korea doesn’t want them tightened.
        If they go suicidaly delusional (think Sweden launch nukes against Russia instead of doing it through immigration) then there isn’t much China can do, even if they want to, and I’m not entirely convinced they really want to just yet.
        I’m not sure who is playing whom.

      • Watchman

        China relishes their status as the only country that might be able to keep the reins on North Korea. As such it isn’t going to help unless the US makes it extremely worthwhile. I suspect that if the US offered recognition of China’s South China Sea claims of sovereignty and support of such in the UN, the Chinese would organise a regime change in North Korea.

    • NoBamaYoMama

      There are some mighty fine SSGN’s out there that can deliver some very nice non-nuclear “BOOMs” to ol’ Kimmy! Throw four-score Tomahawk missiles at ’em and see what they think about that!

  • Justin St.Denis

    Whenever the issue of North Korea comes up, my Asian-American wife is always quick to note that research has revealed that Korean men have the smallest penises of all Asian groups. “That comes at a cost!” my wife notes, without a tinge of humour. 😉

    I’m afraid she may have a point.

    • Watchman

      I’m not going to ask you how she came by her data. You might not want to know either.