DiCaprio Gives Career-Best Performance As Whiny Green Activist Spurned By Trump

Leonardo DiCaprio particulate concentrations are increasing and now threaten to block all intelligence on Earth.

He said:

“We have watched as storms, wildfires, and droughts have worsened, and as extinctions have become increasingly frequent. And some of us have also listened as the scientific community sounded alarm bells about climate change as far back as the early 1990s.”

Not a single word of that first sentence is true by the way – and that includes the “we” and the “ands.”