Report: Standing Up to Pee Gives Boys an Unfair Advantage in Physics

Yes, you read the headline correctly. In the latest example of identity politics taken to its absurd end, three Australian college professors believe that “playful urination practices – from seeing how high you can pee to games such as Peeball (where men compete using their urine to destroy a ball placed in a urinal) – may give boys an advantage over girls when it comes to physics.”

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  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    This article pisses me off.

  • The identity politics cesspool reaches absurd lows.

    • felis gracilis

      Tomorrow they will find even more absurd lows, you can be sure.

  • ed

    SHAIRA LAW FORBIDS MUSLIM MEN FROM HOLDING THEMSELVES WHILE STANDING TO PEE INCASE THEY GET EXCITED , THEY HAVE TO SQUAT LIKE A FEMALE ISLAM STILL BACKWARD AFTER 1500 YEARS !

  • BillyHW

    That explains it.

  • Clink9

    Good olde fashioned penis envy.

  • barryjr

    These 3 idiots are prime examples of everything wrong with post secondary education these days. Thankfully it was wasted money somewhere other than here in Canada.

    • canminuteman

      I am sure lots of money gets wasted the same way in Canada.

      • Observer

        That’s called the Liberal government.

  • Ego

    On the flip side, girls’ center of gravity when peeing is lower that that of boys peeing standing, which gives girls an advantage in, again, physics.
    Also, in general, girls have a certain power over boys that boys don’t have over other boys, apart from a minority currently mainstreaming itself. How is this fair, I ask you?

  • bob e

    I could squat to pee I suppose ..
    Anything to place me at the intersection of gender fluidity.

  • irishrus

    Does it surprise anyone that this would involve university professors?

    • A Hamilton Guy

      Yes; They would squat to pee. It also fits with their Thursday night bumstick.

  • Manual Paleologos

    I am a straight cis male! The World is my urinal.

    • Clausewitz

      I coach baseball in Etobicoke. Because of the infestation of loons and perverts all of the washroom facilities are closed at all sports parks across Toronto. So you are indeed right, the world is my urinal.

  • vwVwwVwv

    I can explain it, they are stupid this professors, but on the right path.
    In Israel they found out that the renown Hebrew university which is
    Leftist, gave fake academic titles to leftists for improving the lefty agenda.
    May be the professors simply belonged to the right party so to say.

    OK
    Every Woman will tell you that ‘Man think through their Dicx’.
    We man love to lend the woman our magic Phisicks and Mathematics Stick
    but 24/7 turns it in to a torture and so them Lady’s get this
    Magic Masculine Instrument only from time
    to time and they don’t think
    about Phisics then.

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