Superman Protects Undocumented Workers From Armed White Supremacist in Latest Comic

In the recent issue of Action Comics #987, “The Oz Effect,” released Wednesday, Superman arrives in the nick of time to protect a group of undocumented immigrants from a white man sporting an American flag bandanna, wielding a machine gun, who is going to shoot them for taking his job.

  • Bla Bla

    All out of the pages of the decrepit marxist propaganda playbook – deconstruct the heroes of a nation, and rebuild them in your image.

  • Editor

    ” . . . to protect a group of ILLEGAL immigrants, WHOSE FIRST ACTION IN THEIR WELCOMING NEW COUNTRY WAS TO COMMIT A CRIME, from a white man . . .”

    There, FTFY.

    • Watchman

      Three weeks after this, Superman is informed by the mayor of Metropolis that due to his unavailability 24/7 due to other law enforcement activities around the world, his services will no longer be needed in Metropolis any more. Superhombre will henceforth be taking over his role in a new Metropolis Diversity push and has offered to provide the 24/7 superhero coverage that Superman did not.

      Chastened, he decides that he could do with a rest, so he returns to the Daily Planet, where on his return he is asked to step into Perry White’s office. Clarke Kent is informed that at a company meeting he just missed, the Daily Planet was sold to The Guardian for $1 due to its falling readership, and that associated staffing changes have consequently been made. The Guardian will take over publishing English content, but the Daily Planet is being transitioned to more ethnically-diverse content addressing a growing Spanish speaking market in the city of Metropolis. Clarke Kent and Jimmy Olsen are losing their jobs. Jimmy Olsen has been replaced with a cheaper subscription to a new royalty-paying version of Google Images, and Clarke Kent is going to be replaced by a Spanish speaking reporter, Jesus (no last name, no Social Security number) due to Clarke’s unexplained work absences and the need for a native Spanish speaker. Leaks from the mayor office about Superhombre’s new role has meant that Clarke’s unique access to Superman’s activity reporting was now obsolete for the future Metropolis.

      ICE investigators are on their way up to Perry’s office after the discovery that Clarke’s Social Security number was issued to a child born in the 1930’s, making Clarke a very healthy man for supposedly being in his 80s. The ICE agents would like to question Clarke about his citizenship status, but little is expected to result because of Metropolis being a sanctuary city.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    I’d be embarrassed to write such thinly disguised propaganda.

  • occupant 9

    It’s a blurb, it’s a meme, it’s SuperShill!

  • Dana Garcia

    What happened to Truth, Justice and the American Way??

    • Bla Bla

      It’s 2017 – The marxists have declared it to be hateful. But murdering 100+million is an act of compassion in their mad world.

  • John the Mad

    Um, I thought all white people were inherently racist and all white men are (ahem) beyond the pale. One would think this includes white fictional super heroes.

    Mind you, Superman is an undocumented, white male fictional character from the planet Krypton, who is also rumoured to have started out life in Canada. Hard to tell since there has been no fictional long-form birth certificate produced to date. Pretty sketchy if you ask me.

  • felis gracilis

    Who would buy such crap?

  • canminuteman

    I always suspected that Superman was a globalist. You can’t trust people from other planets.

  • UCSPanther

    The Superman of old would clean the clocks of the ANTIFA crust punks attacking random people…

  • Exile1981

    Well technically superman is an illegal himself.

  • Alain

    Wow I was unaware that Superman still existed, since I thought he had been transformed into Superqueer or Supertranny like all the other comic heroes.

  • Millie_Woods

    Superman was really needed to stop a gang rape in Sweden but he was busy helping illegal immigrants steal American jobs. What a dickhead.

  • Lightstream

    Well, now superman has gone to the dogs. Sorry for the insult dogs.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I guess because Superman is technically an illegal alien.

  • The really disturbing thing about this story is that writer Dan Jurgens is supposedly a right-winger himself. But then, he did do stuff in the past that puts any conservative credentials he allegedly has under a question mark. For example, there was a Superman story from 1991 guest starring the Flash where an Islamic-run country was shown in a sugarcoated way. And in 1993, Jurgens wrote the story where Cat Grant’s son was murdered by the Toyman. He was one of the leading writers for DC’s Zero Hour crossover where Green Lantern Hal Jordan was turned into a tyrant. And, he may have been the first writer to imply Obsidian from Infinity Inc. was homosexual, and look where it later led to in the mid-2000s. Now that’s what I call abuse of other people’s creations (Todd Rice was created by Roy Thomas). After this latest irritating item Jurgens has turned out, I’m hugely disappointed with him, and any past work of his that I read, I’ll have to take with a grain of salt. If he’s a “conservative”, he’s basically on the level of a RINO.