North Korea threatens to ‘sink’ Japan, reduce U.S. to ‘ashes and darkness’

“The four islands of the archipelago should be sunken into the sea by the nuclear bomb of Juche. Japan is no longer needed to exist near us,” the committee said in a statement carried by the North’s official KCNA news agency.

“Let’s reduce the U.S. mainland into ashes and darkness. Let’s vent our spite with mobilization of all retaliation means which have been prepared till now,” the statement said.

  • The Deplorable Rosenmops

    Wouldn’t it be enough to just make Japan tip over? Surely sinking it is overkill.

    • Clausewitz

      Didn’t know the Democrats were in charge of N Korea. Look out Guam, you’re next. “Everybody to the west side of the island”.

    • Watchman

      Taking lessons from Hank Johnson, Congressman (D) from Georgia?

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    There’s a bit of Bagdad Bob in there.
    I have a fly on my hand.

    • Clausewitz

      Well they’ve made their intentions known. One pre-emptive nuke strike coming up.

  • ontario john

    Does he have public relations contract with Marvel Comics? What a nut case.

  • Hard Little Machine

    They sound almost as insane as college leftists, Arabs and the NY Times.

  • Dana Garcia

    The Kimster better watch out — “no longer needed to exist” could easily apply to him.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    North Korea doesn’t have the guts.
    Nuke San Francisco, I dare you!

  • Morticiaa

    When you think about all the covert actions of the CIA around the world, during the 70s 80sand 90s It is amazing that they can’t just eliminate that fat little fuck

  • Japan should call North Korea’s bluff.

    They have fighting robots.

    • Clausewitz

      Send in the Sexbots to hump ’em to death.

      • JoKeR

        Hackers could program sex robots to kill

        • JoKeR

          Let’s try that again…

          Hackers could program sex robots to kill

          • Drunk by Noon ✓

            Killer sex robots?
            Those things will sell themselves.

            Who knew officer!?
            I just thought that the wife left in a snit because of my new sex robot that also cooks and cleans.
            I had no idea that the robot killed her and buried her in the back garden.
            Bad, robot, BAD!
            It’s won’t happen again officer!

      • Eeewww ….