Pumpkin Spice Lattes fund ‘white supremacy’ in Trump White House, according to feminist group

“Pumpkin spice just doesn’t taste as good when you add a shot of racism,” a feminist leader explained as the fall flavor began to pop up in coffee shops around the country. This is a shockingly weird claim, but it shouldn’t be surprising.

In an editorial published last month, we wrote about the Left’s effort to broaden the boundaries of concepts such as white supremacy and racism in a way that impugns the conduct of well-meaning people. Now, a feminist nonprofit is running a campaign to convince festive imbibers of Pumpkin Spice Lattes they’re unknowingly boosting the cause of white supremacy.

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  • ontario john

    NAZI PUMPKINS!! I knew it would happen! Will Trump’s atrocities never stop!

  • Blacksmith

    I think latte’s are racist.

  • Starlord

    Omg my son ordered one of these pumpkin spiced coffees at the Tim Hortons drive through…

    • ontario john

      NAZI!!

    • Clink9

      Literally father of Hitler!

    • Satan!

  • tom_billesley
  • PaulW

    Absurd as this is, I personally don’t find this sort of thing amusing. Not anymore. We (conservatives, lovers of freedom and individualism, traditional liberals – not today’s close-minded authoritarians) are under attack, and it is an insidious and sustained one. No, I don’t find it amusing anymore.

  • Sharkibark

    I love “pumpkin spice.” (though I hate the name – I prefer the traditional names of cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg & allspice…) There. I said it. Let the hate begin. 😉

  • Norman_In_New_York

    For years, feminists have been stuck on stupid.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    These jackasses believe that “pumpkin spice” flavor is a decadent display of toxic whiteness.

    • dukestreet

      Nothing else need be said about them. The foolishness is overwhelming.

  • WalterBannon

    liberals are idiots

  • UCSPanther

    1980s: Pointing at common fads and screaming “SATAN!”
    2017: Pointing at common fads and screaming “RACISM!”

  • JohnfromToronto

    These people are crazy, but it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch than Howard Schultz and Starbucks.