Pharma Bro jailed after judge declares him a ‘danger to society’

Pharma cad Martin Shkreli was decreed a “danger to society” Wednesday and jailed by a federal judge following Facebook posts in which the loudmouth said he’d cough up $5,000 per strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair.

  • Alain

    Had he imitated beheading Trump he never would have seen the inside of a courtroom much less charged with anything.

  • simus1

    Wonder if he wanted the hair for rec pharma or DNA analysis or both ?

    • Watchman

      I could understand wanting a sample of Bill’s DNA for comparison if Shkreli had already obtained an DNA sample from Chelsea to see if he is her biological father.

  • BillyHW

    But you can put on a play about assassinating Donald Trump and they’ll give you a Tony Award.

  • Tooth&Claw

    I’m surprised HilLIARy didn’t mail him some hair from her brush. CaChing! Easy pay day!

    • Watchman

      Hairs might show traces of drugs in her system from when the hair grew. Chardonnay is unlikely to show up though, despite Hillary’s recent confessions about her personal financial support of that product.

      • Tooth&Claw

        Somehow I don’t think the moneygrubbing witch considers practical matters all that intensely.