California’s Capitol City To Pay Dane-Geld

Sacramento, the capitol city of California, has decided that it is silly to expect people to not just kill each other, and will now pay $1.5 Million to gang members to not kill people. Sounds like a sweet gig, so where can one sign up to get free money for not doing what they are not allowed to do anyway? Well, first you have to sign up with a gang, and then you have to have already gotten away with murder

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  • Watchman

    It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
    To call upon a neighbour and to say: —
    “We invaded you last night–we are quite prepared to fight,
    Unless you pay us cash to go away.”

    And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
    And the people who ask it explain
    That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
    And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!

    It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
    To puff and look important and to say: —
    “Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
    We will therefore pay you cash to go away.”

    And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
    But we’ve proved it again and again,
    That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
    You never get rid of the Dane.

    It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
    For fear they should succumb and go astray;
    So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
    You will find it better policy to say: —

    “We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
    No matter how trifling the cost;
    For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
    And the nation that pays it is lost!”

    – Rudyard Kipling, Dane-Geld

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    There’s not enough cash in the U.S. treasury to pay off all the dirtbags in Sacramento.
    In any event, this is just another welfare program to buy off and keep happy the blacks, Mexicans, and Vietnamese and S.E. Asian gang members.

  • Hard Little Machine

    More precisely, a big chunk of that goes to local politicians and ‘community organizers’. This is classic local government corruption. Philadelphia, Chicago and LA did this in the 1970’s to the Black Panthers, heroin dealers and the like.

  • K1

    Bring back the death penalty

  • Bless his heart

    Isn’t that like paying Muslims to come to Europe to rape and kill Europeans while conquering Europe for Islam?

  • Bless his heart

    More DACA students?