California’s Capitol City To Pay Dane-Geld

Sacramento, the capitol city of California, has decided that it is silly to expect people to not just kill each other, and will now pay $1.5 Million to gang members to not kill people. Sounds like a sweet gig, so where can one sign up to get free money for not doing what they are not allowed to do anyway? Well, first you have to sign up with a gang, and then you have to have already gotten away with murder