The Patriarchy Has Been Replaced By A Stifling Matriarchy

Instead of skirt lengths and eye-shadow hues, the matriarchy suggests harmful intellectual trends that we scarcely know are being dictated to us through every possible avenue

There is nothing like a natural disaster to clarify what is important and true in life. Plenty of ink is spilling over the “toxic masculinity” that came to the rescue in Houston and how these heroes with their trucks, boats, guns, and brawn saved thousands of people from rising waters.

But why did it take a storm of biblical proportions to help clear the cobwebs out of our collective minds about the gifts men have? The answer is in the power of marketing, particularly to the fairer sex.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Destructive and disgusting. These women quoted are mentally crippled and unhinged.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Fems are inversely related to shaggability.
      But, not exclusively.

      • J. C.

        My theory is that feminism was dreamed up by ugly, man-hating lesbos in order to turn all the pretty girls against men so they could have them for themselves… 😉

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          You might have a point.
          But, all the girls I dated were very attractive.
          No beer goggles.
          Every true girl is pretty.

          This is probably going to sound strange, but I remember crying myself to sleep when I was falling asleep in my last girlfriend’s bed.
          Because I missed the girl who married me, later.
          I knew I was in the wrong place.

          Dear Christ, I love my wife.
          Please allow me to hang on.
          I need to be here to make her life better.
          It’s not for me.
          It’s for her.
          I couldn’t care anything about me.
          I only live to take care of my wife and my kids.
          So, please God, let me hang around for a few more years.

    • And those are the “bright lights”

    • Will Quest
  • Jane

    I despise these morons. They sure as hell don’t speak for me, and all of the women I know. They are freaks – who belong in a sideshow.

    • Alain

      My adult daughters share your feelings.

      • Jane

        The key word is that your daughters are adults. The crazies pushing the “feminist” agenda are not adults by any stretch of the imagination.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I suppose to them the idea of a world without men is appealing. But on their path to that they’re going to destroy any technological capability that would sustain their women-only utopia. Oh well. Civilization had a pretty good run.

  • UCSPanther

    With hateful attitudes like that, no wonder those broads were miserable wrecks.

  • Waffle

    I now realize why I’m addicted to country music. It’s about a quickly-vanishing world of normality and the songs are about relationships with the opposite sex. Mama,don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies.

  • Blacksmith

    But why are they all so effin ugly?