All-Female ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Provokes Fauxrage Over Implication Women Can Be Bad

Amid their male privilege, these Hollywood directors apparently forgot that a sizeable segment of the population has gone barking mad.

“Wouldn’t it be a good idea to write a story about some boys on an island showing how they would really behave, being boys and not little saints as they usually are in children’s books?”

That’s William Golding, author of “Lord of the Flies,” explaining his sudden inspiration to write his now-legendary book. This week, the world learned that two plucky Hollywood directors thought it would also be a good idea to remake Golding’s classic into a film starring an all-female cast.