All-Female ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Provokes Fauxrage Over Implication Women Can Be Bad

Amid their male privilege, these Hollywood directors apparently forgot that a sizeable segment of the population has gone barking mad.

“Wouldn’t it be a good idea to write a story about some boys on an island showing how they would really behave, being boys and not little saints as they usually are in children’s books?”

That’s William Golding, author of “Lord of the Flies,” explaining his sudden inspiration to write his now-legendary book. This week, the world learned that two plucky Hollywood directors thought it would also be a good idea to remake Golding’s classic into a film starring an all-female cast.

  • mauser 98
    • Yikes!

    • Martin B

      If only we could put them on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean and leave them there.

      • Alain

        Nah, just drop them all in any Muslim country.

    • Malcolm Y

      Bustin the skank meter.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    I thought that the left always told us that there was no mental or emotional difference between men and women?
    Well, now they get their wish!

  • Tooth&Claw

    To my mind all you have to do is look to Dr. Jane Goodall’s work with chimpanzees and how the females arrange their hierarchy, and in particular the case of a mother/daughter team that distracted other mothers to get at their infants and eat them.

  • Brett_McS

    Crowder’s suggestion for the subtitle of the all-female version of “Lord of the Flies: And … they’re all dead.”

  • Hard Little Machine

    Sooo. A live action version of Frozen? Where a girl is bullied and then wreaks genocidal war on the village before being made Queen?

    Princess of the Flies?

  • Why ruin a perfectly good movie by appealing to soulless b!#ches who routinely ignore FGM?

    • Clausewitz

      I’ll rush to see this the same way I rushed to see the female Ghostbusters. Haven’t seen that atrocity yet even when it was offered up for free.

  • GrimmCreeper

    What? How are they going to use a vacuum in the jungle?