New traffic bollards: Creepy or Jihadi Enticement?

“Child” Traffic Bollard

Eerie bollards that look like KIDS are being used to fight speeding drivers

Bollards shaped like CHILDREN are being installed ­outside a school in a bid to slow down ­speeding drivers.

The eerie statuettes have been branded “hideous and ­terrifying” by some residents, though.

Created in the shape of “Billy” or “Belinda”, the bollards are being placed on pavements near to schools.

  • marty_p

    They may have an unintended side effect of attracting Mo car bowlers who think they are real British kids.

    • Watchman

      The vehicular version of snooker, with bollards of ethnically diverse colours instead of balls.

  • Make little Mohammad statues. Run ’em down, go to hell.

  • Hope no one dresses them up like “ghosts” wink wink.

  • richard

    I protest! No children of colour and what of children with gender identity issues?

    • I was just thinking we need to properly represent the demographics.

  • Drunk by Noon ✓
    • DaninVan

      Now THAT’s funny! LOL!!

      (You’d think with N.Korea testing ICBMs and H. Bombs, folks would have other panty twist issues on their minds…)

  • ntt1

    if they added white darnel wigs and blue LEDs in the eyes, they might have something. as they are ,they will be ripe targets for spoofing.

  • Blacksmith

    I wonder if they will report it when they catch the first muzzie humping one of them?

    • Exile1981

      They’re decoys. Muslims will go after them since they are stationary allowing the real kids time to escape.

  • laja kurc

    I knew this genius idea had to come out of the UK.

  • Barrington Minge

    New passtime for yer mooslims – Bugger a Bollard!!!

  • Hard Little Machine

    I so want to take a bunch of child mannequins and lay them down in the street.