Evergreen State College Announces Layoffs Due to Drop in Enrollment

Administrators at The Evergreen State College have announced that the embattled school faces a massive $2.1 million budget shortfall due in part to a drop in enrollment, and the institution has already handed out some temporary layoff notices as officials grapple with balancing the books.

  • CodexCoder

    Quelle surprise!

    • Justin St.Denis

      Personnellement, je suis boulversé.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    So who are they going to lay off, the paper shufflers, the “studies” faculty, or those who teach real courses?

    • CodexCoder

      Given that they didn’t learn anything from the miseries of Mizzou, my bet would be those nasty, practical realists.

    • Bataviawillem

      No it’s going to be the maintenance people, the blue collar workers.

  • Killer Marmot

    Evergreen, meet Reality. Reality, Evergreen.

  • Killer Marmot

    This is a college whose web page proclaims…

    Evergreen is a progressive, public liberal arts and sciences college located in Olympia, Washington, in the beautiful Pacific Northwest.

    They openly proclaim their political allegiances! They may as well say “Conservatives and classic liberals will not be happy here.”. They are dissuading a huge portion of potential students.

    They got away with that before. Not now.

  • Hard Little Machine

    double the tuition for white people. !!!!!!

  • andycanuck

    Maybe they can twin with Missou and make one half-assed university between them?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Actually, you are being too kind.

  • Blacksmith

    Karma! You are such a bitch!