Halal Hack Fest

A turf war turned bloody in midtown Manhattan Wednesday when a Halal food vendor set up his cart in a spot typically occupied by a fruit stand, police sources said.

The fruit stand operator objected and the Halal man, Khandaker Joy, reached for a cooking knife and slashed him in the abdomen.

The incident unfolded shortly after 10 a.m. at the corner of East 44th St. and Fifth Avenue.

  • simus1

    New halal knifer in town.

    How do they prove the chicken is the real deal ?
    A video of its ritually correct demise and chopity chop chop ?

    • andycanuck

      They pay an imam or imam-run company money and they certify it was slaughtered according to the ritual. Then some/alot/most of the money goes to terror organizations overseas.

  • marty_p

    Islam the gift that keeps on giving.

  • Blacksmith

    Ah, more tolerant pisslam.

  • Call the imam, achmed, I’m pretty sure the knife is no longer halal.

  • BillyHW

    Diversity is our strength.