Protests at Google offices canceled after alleged threats by Left-Wing Terrorists AKA Google Staff

Protests at Google offices across the country have been postponed due to what organizers claim are threats posed by unspecified “left-wing terrorists.”

The rallies were announced by a conspiracy-theory promoter after a Google employee was fired for penning a highly controversial internal memo about gender differences, sparking uproar in the tech industry.

James Damore’s memo, which claims biological factors contribute to gender inequality in the tech sector, sparked a quick reaction from Google after it circulated widely online.

The “Peaceful March on Google” was billed as an “event for First Amendment supporters from across the country, from all backgrounds, ethnicity and walks of life,” according to a code of conduct listed on the march’s blog.

That should probably read “Threats by Google staff”