Climate change: Progressive prof targets dogs and cats

From Valerie Richardson at Washington Times:

A UCLA professor who recommended replacing dogs and cats with more climate-friendly pets in the name of global warming may have bitten off more than he can chew.

His study, which found that dogs and cats have a significant impact on carbon emissions as a result of their meat-based diets, met with howls from pet owners and a lukewarm reception even from some environmentalists who also happen to love dogs.More.

Reality check: Progressives are really serious about seeing to it that no one is happy enjoying a normal traditional life. Progressives would never be happy anyway while a free human being breathes. Also, rabbits and hamsters are stupid compared to dogs and cats.

See also: Better to be hated than loved by liberals (and “helping professionals”)

  • ontario john

    The bastards better stay away from my cat. I have a lot of guns.

  • Dave

    I’ve a great idea. Grind up all the leftist global warming alarmists and feed them to our pets. They’re f*cking useless otherwise.

    • harriet


  • Shebel

    Touch my doggie— and –
    I will fucking kill you.

    • harriet

      i will keel them also

  • This is just part of their plot to rid the world of all creatures intelligent enough to dominate them. Rabbits and hamsters will be next. It is a psychopathic survival trait inbred in all Muslims and Marxists. Why do you think Muslims hate dogs so much, get such joy from torturing cats, and exult in bloodthirsty halal butchery and Eid celebrations? And the Liberals applaud them?

  • Shebel

    My SIL has an olde fucking cat with a protruding belly.

    I don’t shoot stuff any more—-but—
    I could make an exception for this fucking thing.

    They are spending a fortune—and the fucking cat needs to–

  • Shebel

    What is not more intelligent than a Muslim?

  • J. C.

    The world would be better off if we’d just cull all the Lefties…

    My dogs are innocent. Progressives are plain evil.

  • Shebel

    Notice the wrinkled forehead—

  • Adam

    You know what’s coming next, right? Yes, a doggie and kitty tax or license.

    • Shebel

      I don’t even bother with license plates for my car any more. .
      There are too many Laws.
      The Cops are running in Circles.
      Why bother with the paper work?
      When a Judge will set —
      The asshole FREE.

  • harriet

    actually, progressive professors should be targeted

    my dog is more useful and loving

    • Shebel

      There is nothing better than a Good Dog.
      I have never owned one.
      All my Dogs were bad.

      • harriet

        there are no bad dogs

        just bad owners who screw up the dogs

        • Shebel

          I had a Border Collie that was spawned by the DEVIL.
          It was a hateful creature.

          • harriet

            she didn’t like you either

          • Shebel

            )))) that is fore sure

  • Hard Little Machine

    Don’t worry they’ll exterminate people before pets.

  • Shebel

    So do all the Muslims and Darkies that you bring in—
    They are so fucking useless.

    I would have to look after a Dog —- than a Muslim.

  • Malcolm Y

    Sorry OT. Why do your web pages almost always chew up between 150,000k-250,000k and quite often use a lot of CPU cycles?

  • Frances

    May the idiot find his dwelling totally overrun with rats and mice. Keeping them away is definitely one of the perks of having a cat around. Never mind said cat probably couldn’t actually catch and kill a mouse; just having her sniffing around keeps them somewhat at bay.

  • Shebel

    Most kitties will catch a mouse—
    Even if they are well fed
    Cats–have always been into Torture.
    I had a cat play with Mouse – for a full day.

  • UCSPanther

    A cat you can enjoy for nearly 20 years. A hamster, gerbil or mouse will only average about two years.

    The house cat wins in my book.