UK Police Investigate ‘Name Calling Between Children’ as Violent Crime Surges

According to Sgt. Peter Allan, whose Twitter bio describes him as a, “Sussex Hate Crime Sgt & Trans Equality Advocate,” police were recently called out to Burgess Hill, Sussex, to deal with a “transphobic” incident involving “Name calling between children.”

  • Millie_Woods

    I used to wonder why British police aren’t allowed to carry guns.

  • The Butterfly

    Name-calling? OMG it’s just like Nazi Germany, except worse!

  • Martin B

    If those children get blown up in the next suicide bombing, at least we’ll know they weren’t transphobic.

  • Earl Wertheimer

    I suspect a parody account…
    But unfortunately, it seems real.

    • Justin St.Denis

      A small island full of even smaller men. Sgt. Peter Allan is the kind of twerp that flourishes in modern Britain. Most sane alpha males call upon their reserves of self-restraint to not beat Peter Allan to a bloody pulp. Someday, somebody is going to snap and Peter Allen pieces will be strewn along the High Street for the delectation of the local canine population.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Cut their tongues out then.

    • mobuyus

      That’s coming.

  • simus1

    uk plods are fine tuned to avoid real policing which is a total politically correct IED minefield.

  • Maggat

    Liar liar tits on fire
    Nose as long as a telephone wire.

    Sentence? 24 months with 2 months off for good behaviour.

  • Justin St.Denis

    In light of stories like this one, one cannot help but hope Britons get on with their national suicide post-haste. It indeed looks like the globe will be better off without the British. Sad.

  • andycanuck

    What a bunch of fags!

  • Well, as long as they are going after the dangerous ones.

  • Blacksmith

    Can’t have the police do anything useful like go after those who have vowed to kill those who do not worship the moon god……..