Continental Breakfast

Bernie Sanders Releases The “Teen Guide To Political Revolution”

The book, designed as a how-to guide for students eager to begin work as political activists, is out on August 29th… ironically, just in time for Labor Day.

In a forward to the book, The Hill reports that Sanders notes that he overwhelmingly won younger voters among all demographics during his 2016 bid for president, and praises the current generation of young Americans as the most tolerant and intelligent in history.

“The current generation of young people is the smartest, most idealistic, and least prejudiced generation in the modern history of the United States,” Sanders writes.

“This is a generation that is prepared to think big and move this country in a very different direction than we have been traveling for years.”

Radical Islamists Actually Have Extensive Knowledge of Islam

An Islamic theologian at the University of Vienna has conducted a study of radical Islamists proving that many have an extensive knowledge of Islam despite mainstream claims that radical Islamists have little understanding of their own religion.

In his new 310-page study of 29 radical Islamists, Islamic theologian Ednan Aslan claims religion plays a far larger role in the actions of jihadists than economic factors and frustration with society, Die Welt reports.

Caitlyn Jenner Apologizes For Wearing Trump Hat

A castrated Bruce Jenner prostrated himself before the liberal media Saturday after being photographed driving around in a “Make America Great Again” hat earlier in the week.

“I apologize to all of the trans community,” Jenner told TMZ. “I made a mistake. I will never do it again and I’m getting rid of the hat.”

‘Barack Obama Day’ Is Now an Illinois Holiday

Former President Barack Obama got a special treat for his birthday this year – his very own holiday.

Governor Bruce Rauner signed into law Friday a measure to designate Aug. 4 as “Barack Obama Day” across Illinois.

The newest state holiday will be celebrated each year on the 44th president’s birthday, beginning in 2018.

Montrealers gather outside Olympic Stadium to welcome asylum-seekers from U.S.

Several hundred people shouted “refugees welcome!” in Creole as they gathered outside Montreal’s Olympic Stadium on Sunday to show support for the waves of asylum-seekers crossing the border from the United States.

Members of the group stood on a hill near the entrance to the stadium, waving signs and balloons and chanting messages of welcome.

  • ontario john

    The CBC propaganda machine was hard at work last night. Yes, the socialists at their downtown Toronto studios know what Canadians want to hear about. The two main stories on the National were on how wonderful it is to be trans gender, and muslim refugees in Canada are wonderful.

    • WalterBannon

      fortunately only two people watched CBC last night, which is of course a great return on our billion dollar expenditure on them every year

      • ontario john

        They continue this morning with a heart warming story on muslim refugees getting involved with the arts.

        • Blacksmith

          I presume they are photographing the crap smeared on the floors and walls where these saints are staying and calling it are eh?

        • Drunk by Noon ✓

          Which is very funny because Islam professes a hatred for music, singing, dancing, and representation of human and animal forms.
          Just what the hell does that leave? Intricate abstract geometric designs?
          Pretty much!
          There’s your universe of “Islamic Art”.

  • ontario john

    The Toronto Star is excited about the first Indonesian street festival in Toronto. No word on whether they had demonstrations of imams beating women with canes.

    • WalterBannon

      How about a white people festival, hell, make it a white people month

      I suggest white people actually get white privilege for a month, say pay no taxes, exemption from all laws, free tickets to Cancun, a govt job, and a parade.

      Lets all celebrate the white people who built Canada, and still pay most of the taxes

      • ontario john

        I think they are planning to burn down a couple of Christian churches as part of the festival.

  • reidjr

    I have to take eye drops to lower the pressure in my eyes $35 per bottle and yesterday I did sit in the ER for 2 hours and found out I have a serious ear infection the drops $60 on top of that $16 for parking none of this covered but if I was a refugee it would be.

    • mauser 98

      or a toothache

      “Algonquin College opened their clinic to Syrian Refugees to offer free dental services.”

    • marty_p

      Did you play my favorite game “Count the Hijabs” while in the ER?

    • WalterBannon

      Don’t worry, Wynne has a program where you can be euthanized for free, or if you don’t want that “health” service you can get your very own fake vagina!

  • tom_billesley

    Reports from Ceuta, the Spanish enclave, that an estimated 300 invaders stormed the fences separating it from Morocco.

    • ontario john

      We can expect them at the Quebec border soon.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Dindoos of the African variety are just as bad as the Dindoos already here. When will sheeple connect those dots?

    • k2

      Every few weeks it’s the same story, from somewhere in the world – Ceuta, Italy, Canada: “refugees” breaking the law and being rewarded with food and shelter for life from the remaining workers in the countries they invade. And nothing changes; very few people make even the feeblest effort to stop this. The West – or at least a good chunk of it, such as Canada, and much of Western Europe – is truly done for.

  • Justin St.Denis

    I just LOVE that Rolling Stone cover. If I was tired right now, I would clutch my iPad to my chest and drift off into sweet dreams! But I’m not tired. Actually, I feel like chowing down on a few progressives today. I might even call my liberal cousin Wayne just to chew him out for being so stupid.

    Dontcha just love the smell of napalm in the morning…….

  • k2

    “Refugees welcome”: Yes, along with the diseases that they bring, the pressure on the social net and security services, the crime…. Damn, but Canadians are as stupid as they come.

  • WalterBannon

    The war of 1812, why can’t we have a rematch?

    • Brett_McS

      In “The Mouse that Roared” sense?

      • WalterBannon

        exactly, but a little more bloody, say with Trudeau and his whole cabinet being killed during the US Marine Corp’s storming of Ottawa…

        Now that’s shock and awe I will pay more taxes for!

        • andycanuck

          And then Canada sets off a suitcase nuke in Washington while both Houses are sitting but President Trump is safely away in, say, Texas.

          And then we call it a tie and start mending fences.


          • Blacksmith

            I love that plan.

          • Drunk by Noon ✓

            Oh how none of those corrupt bastards would be missed!

  • WalterBannon