Trump Derangement Syndrome In Toronto: Bar Melania Trump from Invictus Games Says Idiot

The leftward tracking land of metrosexual Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is akin to their American brethren when it comes to liberal intolerance.

With many of our northern neighbors now sneering down at the United States, it has become acceptable for some to demand that First Lady Melania Trump be prohibited from visiting the country for the upcoming Invictus Games.

The games are set to take place in Toronto next month and provide an opportunity for disabled veterans to participate in competitive events much like the Olympics do.

h/t Marvin

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  • Drunk by Noon ✓

    There is only one appropriate response.
    Withholding official American participation from the games, and then targeting the opening ceremonies with a maximum yield B61 nuke.
    Yeah, it’s the only way!

    • mobuyus

      I like the cut of your jib.

    • Bataviawillem

      Can you make that a tiny minimum yield one. I live only 40 miles away from that liberal hell hole.
      For the rest I’am cool with it.

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        With our patented “Dial-A-Yield” technology we can adjust warhead yields on the fly to accommodate all manner of thermonuclear holocaust needs!
        We can go from .3 kt (hardly worth the effort if you ask me) to 170 kt (10X Hiroshimas now we’re cooking with gas!).
        I would want the entire stadium consumed in the immediate fireball, so I think that 70-90 kt will do the trick nicely while preserving your property value as much as possible.
        You are upwind from the stadium, right?

    • Jennifer Seigel

      I agree. What a bunch of morons. No offence to morons.

    • Ouchy!

      • Drunk by Noon ✓

        I once read the observation of “some guy” involved in “some black project” that essentially said: “imadgine the very worst thing possible, and then know that we had the same idea 40-50 years ago and have by now figured out how to do it and have an engineering example sitting in a vault somewhere in our strategic inventory”.

    • caliroxanne

      Sounds fine with me, but instead of wasting one of our nukes, let’s just send them all our Muslims.

  • G2

    Brad who?

  • Martin B

    Let’s ask the disabled veterans who they’d rather have at the Games – Melania or some whining douchebag.

    • A Hamilton Guy

      I think they’l take Melania over some lefty SOB.

    • Jennifer Seigel

      No kidding.

  • Bataviawillem

    That’s to funny, I was contemplating to work here into my reaction.
    Something like “don’t try them on Lena Dunham, they do nothing”.
    I actually copied that image from someone who wrote that.

    • Drunk by Noon ✓

      You know, there is SOME poetic justice in the fact that Lena Dunham’s naked body has become cultural shorthand that is synonymous for the most disgusting sight imaginable.
      That’s gotta suck, but maybe not, especially if you are a sociopath like her.

  • Clausewitz

    The left will whine that they do not want to make this all about politics, all the while they make it about politics.

  • Jaedo Drax

    Just for entertainment value W. should be leading the delegation.

  • Malcolm Y

    No, no not the most massive H-bomb but our new super secret bomb that’s like the neutron bomb that kills people but doesn’t destroy buildings etc: this bomb just kills assholes so a pretty good number of people will survive.

  • mauser 98